lamescream media

Term used to describe mainstream media. Particularly used to describe their inaccuracies and false/ highly exaggerated news reports.

The lamescream media reported a 50 million dollar loss from piracy, but in reality, they're not losing anything.

by love without the e December 22, 2005

Lampshade Lassie

A female who has a nice body, but the face of a Tijuana rat dog. Not able to look at her face, but still wanting to go rib deep on the gal, you take a lamp shade and place it atop her head, like a vet does to an wounded dog. Thus, giving her the Lampshade Lassie.

"We were all down at the bar, and this really annoying bitch with a face like Beaker from the Muppets, kept busting our balls all night. Problem is, she’s got a pretty sweet body. So we took her upstairs and all had a go at her, each one of us gave her a Lampshade Lassie from behind."

Tim - "Whoa look at that chicks ass...unreal."

Dave - "Nah buddy, she's not what you expect, wait until she turns around."

Tim - "Why, looks good to me."

Carl - "Full on Lampshade Lassie bro! I think she may have even starred in Vol. 1 of Lampshade Vixens"

by Tommy Tee November 8, 2006

Lampshade

Wearing an oversized t-shirt and short athletic shorts that are hidden by the shirt. This gives the girl a sillouette similar to that of a lampshade. (Usually worn by college girls, esp. sorority girls)

I wish these girls would actually try to look nice for class; lampshade is not a good look for anyone.

by zdk2013 September 3, 2014

lamescape

A way of referring to runescape in mockery.

Dude A: Hey, man. Do you play runescape?

Dude B: No way! I don't play that piece of crap! Ugh. With those lame graphics?!

Dude A: ... (feeling embarrassed)

Dude B: (scoffs) Heh. Runescape? More like LameScape!

Dude A: ... (feeling even more embarrassed and lame)

by MastaZULU January 1, 2009

lamehouse

a person, place or thing that doesn't have the skillz to pay the billz

Pica: Bryan Kerl's two-incher is so lamehouse!

by holmdelxc October 22, 2007

Lakeshark

A lakeshark is quite simply, a variety of shark that lives in freshwater lakes. They eat canoes, left shoes and the occaisonal child. For a real treat, they will enjoy a history teacher. They range in size from a metre to 4 meters long. Swimmers and boaters alike are told to watchout, as they can attack at any time.

Dang lakesharks! We would have won that race if they hand't gotten to our canoe.

by smcgsd April 20, 2011

Lamehuevos

Also known as Lamio in some american cultures.

To suck penis, and lick balls.

Kristie is a Lamehuevos mang, hook up with her.

by down to matt June 10, 2007