Lamonte

Big dick.

He a Lamonte dick.

by THEWHORE August 2, 2011

lamester

An individual who is not concerned with or even takes pride in the fact that many of his or her interests and tastes are considered by a general consensus as being outdated, uncool, and or unfit for their particular age group. Some people may feel there is a certian appeal to this behavior as it is genuine and rarely posed by anyone who is not indeed lame.

A twentysomething that would find it perfectly acceptable to pruchase items from the children's menu at a restaurant in order to receive a novelty or toy. Jean Teasedale, a fictional editorial contributor to The Onion, would be an example of a female lamester.

by M Schaller September 5, 2008

lametastic

The state of being extremely lame; alternately, being so lame that it attracts attention.

Man, have you seen the Numa-Numa kid? He's so lametastic.

by Freaq April 14, 2006

Lamentably

Unfortunately, regret.

Frank: how was that date last night?

Jonny: well i was banging her and lamentably she said "oh i dont swallow!"

Frank: dang time to dump that dirty ho.

by GoodCDNKid June 25, 2005

lametastic

a cross between lame and fantastic. When something is so lame it actually becomes fantastic(or awesome) in the process.

Green had on spongebob square pants briefs and it was lametastic.

by claire swanson April 24, 2008

Lamenessisocity

the act or state of being lame to the point one needs extra syllables to to verbalize the idea.

lamenessisocity, no explanation necessary.

by whippey August 2, 2008

Lameitis

Swelling of the lameness of a person.

Catharine was being exceptionally lame this week. She must be suffering from Lameitis. How lame...

by BOOMshaa December 9, 2008