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Laudistan

Also: Lavdistan or Lawdistan

NOUN: Meaning a place where dickery is performed to a high degree. The home of dicks. Where dicks originate from.

Not to be confused with a penis storehouse of any sort. This is just a place where people are dicks.

Occasionally used to describe Pakistan
"Abey Laudistan ke laude, chup baith." (Shut up, you dick from dick-istan)
"Saale, lavdistan se aaya hai kya? lavdugiri mat kar" (You idiot, have you come from lavdistan? Stop indulging in dickery)
"Dekh aa gaya, Lawdistan ka pradhan sevak. Selfie le raha hai" (Check it out - he's back, the prime minister of lawdistan - there he is taking a selfie)
by lucifer_007 May 24, 2022
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Labdison

The all father, fighter, seeing, being, lover and natural healer. An amazing friend, but far beyond words. If your lucky you will meet him one day and your soul will be lighter.

The chemist of lifeforce, he plants seeds in all directions. One of the great sages that has traveled far, all the ups and downs of life. Patiently simmered to a soul soup of understanding, guidance and love. Galaxies swirl, round and round, some of the work must stay up for the divines, but he just keep cooking and enriching the melting pot.

This ace of cards knows suffering far well to dwell. Gentle, calculated, spiritualy elevated he blooms the dooms and heals the fools. Sees all the tools and does not judge anything other then his own hand.

He loves himself somewhere truly deep down as when he was just a baby. As we get caught up more and more in the balls of life our snowball gets tight and the fight gets cold. He loves all of the universal beauty. So is he a universal beauty. He was born with it and shaped back to it, cause the universe loves him and everyone worth a tought of mind loves him.

So please choose in mind with feel and divine, accept to love your self and never go blind, never ever again. You beautiful soul that walks, sees and loves. Share some presents of love with the body you walk in, his mind deserves it forever.
Ayo labdison watcha cookin? It smella like heaven bro!
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