Love Burrito

When it's too hot after a night of boning and you just pull the covers over you instead of getting under them.

"Did Zak bang you last night?"
"Yeah, but he had no air conditioner, so we just wrapped up in a love burrito"

by Zak Baggs August 31, 2013

Unrequited Love

Possibly the worst emotion ever felt. Makes you feel unbelievably sad, and nothing, not even chocolate can make you happier. It also sucks that you try to get over them, but you can't get your mind off them. It's especially harder when they are one of your good friends and they tell you who they like.

Susie has an unrequited love for Thomas. Susie is Thomas' good friend. Susie likes/loves Thomas. Thomas likes someone else. Susie still talks to Thomas even though deep down inside, she still likes/loves him.

by Lifesucks12345 April 27, 2011

Shrek is love Shrek is life

I was only nine years old. I loved Shrek so much, I had all the merchandise and movies. I'd pray to Shrek every night before I go to bed, thanking for the life I've been given. "Shrek is love", I would say, "Shrek is life". My dad hears me and calls me a faggot. I knew he was just jealous for my devotion of Shrek. I called him a cunt. He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep. I'm crying now and my face hurts. I lay in bed and it's really cold. A warmth is moving towards me. I feel something touch me. It's Shrek. I'm so happy. He whispers in my ear, "This is my swamp". He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands, and puts me on my hands and knees. I spread my ass-cheeks for Shrek. He penetrates my butthole. It hurts so much, but I do it for Shrek. I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water. I push against his force. I want to please Shrek. He roars a mighty roar, as he fills my butt with his love. My dad walks in. Shrek looks him straight in the eye, and says, "It's all ogre now". Shrek leaves through my window. Shrek is love. Shrek is life.

"Shrek is love Shrek is life"

by Captainrex July 20, 2017

Love Virgin

Someone who hasn't ever been truly in love and has patiently waited for the right person to fall in love with. They are an emotional "virgin" meaning they have never loved passionately or gone through a heartbreak.

Jessica: Hey how's it going with that Keith guy?

Anna: He's awesome but I just found out he is not a love virgin!

by mi_hellraiser April 25, 2022

paper love

It means love or bound of two person is fragile and easily get tear when get tested such like paper that easy to tear apart.

Our love, is just a paper love. That why it never last long .

by carcax December 6, 2015

Southern Lovechild

When a man saves his semen so he can impregnate himself after gender change surgery.

Rob didn't trust any woman enough to reproduce his looks and intelligence so he had a Southern Lovechild.

by Tube Saloon February 14, 2017

jabba leia love child

When she has an arse like princess leia in the gold bikini but tits like Jabba's tongue she must be their love child

2 nasty tongues spilling over the top of the bikini but such a fine pert ass

When she has an arse like princess leia in the gold bikini but tits like Jabba's tongue she must be a jabba leia love child

by Working Class Hero January 8, 2021