paul lombardi

the coolest hottest kid with the biggest dick and get the most tight vagina ever. this kid is supper strong and has a 6 Pack. all the girls love him and the guys wanna be him. this kid is loved by everybody and no body hates him. he is the most popular kid and is very outgoing and honest. he is incredibly sexxy and irresistible if your name is Paul Lombardi then u get a lot of pussy.

wow i want Paul Lombardi's bigg dick

by kid down the street April 23, 2010

lombardo

when someone is short fat and smelly and all around just gross your cursed with the lomardo curse.

did you just see that guy at moes? he totally has the lombardo.

by thu126 November 6, 2011

Rocky Lombardi

The Greatest Quarterback in history. Michigan State quarterback and soon to be college national champion MVP and Superbowl MVP.

Did you see Rocky Lombardi playing last night?

Yeah, he threw 12 TD's and had 2 rushing touchdowns.

by FettiSpaghetti October 1, 2020

Constanzo Lombardini

One of the Founding Circle of T.O.O.T.A.P. Head of Chemistry for the Order, and designer of the Standard Box Fez

by Thelonius Egbert Quagmire September 20, 2003

lumbard

Someone who is on the chubby/fat side and is really lazy

"Damb jack is a lumbard today"

by pekill October 18, 2011

Lombardi

When a man defecates in a woman's mouth and then receives a blow job from her.

She gave me such a good lombardi that I gave her twice the mouthful!

by Fezetone April 21, 2010

Regal Sir Lord Duke Duke Lumbardi

A fictional Italian immigrant (invented by the talkradar podcast) who smells heavily of olive oil and fettucini. He is known for his heavy build, heavier breathing and oversize somewhat smollen phalanges that resemble sausages and his own genitalia. The only thing heavier than the olive oil he uses to style his hair is his new jersy accent. As for atire he wares only the finest in glass pants and spaghetti and sweat stained plain white T-shirts. He was put into power by Norwegian King Herald V as the keeper of the shrew's. He suffers from recurring heart failures but carriers emergency electrodes with him to combat the failures when they occure.

Regal Sir Lord Duke Duke Lumbardi has been known to: tire after running, tire after walking up stairs, tire after reading, tire after rasing children, tire after getting out of bed tire after walking, eating several servings of shrew based meat sauce without pasta, he is famous for secreating a delicious high fat substance that has been syntheticly replicated for use in the American fast food industry and most notebly for it's application to twinkies during the 1980's.

by midget giraffe January 2, 2010