licking old lollipops

An ancient description term used to define "lol" - this last now an overly used expression that simply means nothing.

Dude1: "Man I just got fired..."
Dude2: "lol"
Dude1: "Why in the hell are you licking old lollipops" ?

by James Choolaz December 14, 2013

sucking too hard on your lollipop

dwelling overly long on a subject to the point of being obsessive

Woman: "It's been a week since my date and that guy hasn't called me back yet!"

Friend: "You're sucking too hard on your lollipop, girl. Let it go already!"

by rustopher89 April 18, 2007

Cocksicle Lollipop Fuck Slide

A maniacal sexual maneuver in which the female (assuming it is a heterosexual relationship) lathers her bosom with a flavored popsicle of her choosing. Once the popsicle has been fully applied, the male performs a common sexual act known as the "titty-fuck" whilst simultaneously thrusting a lollipop in and out of the female's vagina.

Mark's infatuation with the Cocksicle Lollipop Fuck Slide caused Beatrice to have multiple yeast infections and congenital rash outbreaks on her chest area.

Doctors warned Beatrice that continual practice of the Cocksicle Lollipop Fuck Slide could lead to other types of fungi related to yeast infections to result in an untimely and gruesome death.

*Ironically, physicians have concluded that the Cocksicle Lollipop Fuck Slide is in no way detrimental to a man's health.

by r2kjowens August 25, 2009

Deflowered by a Lollipop

The best fucking gaian ever : ). You'll wish you were her. Love her!

WOAH! Its Deflowered by a Lollipop! I wish I was her ; -;.

by brandifuckingdizzle October 21, 2008

Red Lollipop

The act of masturbating while thinking that you are in a land of red lollipops. You are fanticising that you frolick through the land holding hands with your lover, naked. And then you slowly seduce one another while sucking on red lollipops.

Hey Bill! I had a great red lollipop last night!

by Doughy Biscuit December 28, 2010

lollipopping

Licking a lollipop(candy)and then applying it to a womans clitoral region to make oral sex a more pleasurable experience and better tasting and smelling one at that.

When I am lollipopping her it smells like grape jelly.

by Chas G August 18, 2008

Spanish Lollipop

When oral involves many herbs and spices and salsa as a lubricant; one may substitute taco seasoning if you're a cheap bastard

My mouth is still numb from that Spanish Lollipop last night

by the Nighthawk September 5, 2012