Kentucky Logger

A sexual maneuver where one individual poops into another individuals butthole, usually via a short tube. The second individual then clenches their ass muscles in order to poop back into the first persons butt. This process can be repeated as many times as desired.

Me and Jason pulled a Kentucky Logger for about half an hour last night.

by xX420DaddyT69Xx November 28, 2019

cock-logger

immasculated shemales who drop boners like cats drop turds, perhaps while wearing flannel.

Dude "i was banging this chick good when a cock-logger had to appear and drop my wood....the hideous bitch"

Dude 2 "where were you at?"

Dude "Dont ask questions"

by Japhy November 5, 2007

Armchair Logger

Someone who logs a geocache find, without having actually visited the geocache. Quite often getting a fellow geocacher to sign their name in the logbook, while they are elsewhere.

They may have found a lot of geocaches, but everyone knows they are an armchair logger.

by GLOTCH November 9, 2010

Brass Logger

A person who's kink is defecating in the openings of brass instruments, such as tubas, trombones, and French horns.

Being a Brass Logger, Michael was thrilled when HR announced a new community music room was being opened at his office.

by Dr. Shelly Fingerhood November 3, 2021

Swamp logger

When you saw a turd in half with your urine stream.

I was a swamp logger yesterday when i went to use the bathroom and tried to get the toilet to flush

by Dee (snap) anderson October 5, 2025

Rino logger

The act of putting your dick inside of a chicks ass and then having her liquid shit all over your dick and then shitting in her ass after words

This girl I was dating wanted to rino logger with me and I left that hoe

by Moonyfluid March 25, 2023

one-logger

When you gotta take a big shit, and you drop it all in one steamy log, rather than many shits. Its glorious and sought after by many cultures. Some say it's where the term "holy shit" derives from. A one-logger must be chosen by God, and cannot be artificially induced, thus banning the faux-logger.

ex 1)

Guy1: hey man, i just dropped a one-logger!
Guy2: HOLY SHIT dude no way, u snap any pics?
Guy1: OFC, wanna see?
Guy2: Ive never seen anything so glorious.. what was it like..

ex2) the tweet:
Yo twitter, i just dropped a one-logger. #YOLO

by Jacob Longfloor February 26, 2012