Legal Shit

Synthetic Marijuana

"Damn, this citys dry."
"Let's get some legal shit, then."

by JimmyBobWhogivesAShit January 24, 2012

legal alien

A person born into this world, but who truly is not of this world and walks the earth doing his time until the mother ship calls him home.

Mark is a legal alien as he, being a captain in the battle of the sexes, walks the world not believing the atrocities that men bring upon themselves and one another and wishing nothing more than to be brought back to the mother ship.

by Captain69 January 1, 2008

legal high

Any activity or substance that produces a high while not breaking the law. Often sold in the form of legal herbs that produce a sense of relaxation or euphoria.

Bro, I just got mad herb tea. You want to sip on this legal high?

by 420HoneyBunny March 14, 2012

legal, single, and ready to mingle

when a single person becomes 18 years of age and is ready to legally date.

"Hey tom are you legal yet?" "i'm legal, single, and ready to mingle"

by zachariah smith October 21, 2008

legal system

a corrupt system in place to in strict fear

BUT

it's corrupt for a reason: if people didn't break the fucking law, then they wouldn't have to go through it

bill told me to stop at the ben and jerries so he could piss in their garbage can, i said "bro you ever been through the legal system?"

by DankBuds November 21, 2009

legal rights

Rights that every citizen in a country is entitled to

I have legal rights even though I am only 12

by Oxoxo321 May 2, 2018

Legal Luke

An aspiring ambulance chasing attorney, who is a cunning linguist, blessed with a massive gavel, and has hopes of becoming a Supreme Court justice.

Legal Luke is currently the sitting attorney general at the Creamy Center and performs his legal duties completely pro-Bonner!

by #theCreamyCenter November 12, 2020