The sex syrup produced by the genitals of either a man or a woman during sexual arousal and/or while climaxing.
I was so turned on that I spattered her face with my love lotion the moment she pulled out my spunkstick.
by Irritatus Maximus December 25, 2007
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It puts the lotion in the basket
Put the fucking lotion in the basket!
It put the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again
Put the fucking lotion in the basket!
It put the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again
by Some Guy November 24, 2003
Get the it puts the lotion in the basket mug.Lotito Taquito is the devil in human form. usually in the SPECIFIC form of a feminine historical teacher that eats children when given the chance. if you spot a lotito, run the opposite way after pointing and yell rapist loudly, as a call for help.
police: where did you spot the lotito
victim: room 322
police: surround the 300s with oil and yell Mrs. Byers to lure her out. "BYERS GET OUT"
victim: DO YOU REALIZE WHAT YOU JUST DID?! HOLY FU-
Lotito: GWARRRR
victim: we're doomed for oblivion, the world as we know it is gone.....
**cause of 2012 (end of our lives)**
victim: room 322
police: surround the 300s with oil and yell Mrs. Byers to lure her out. "BYERS GET OUT"
victim: DO YOU REALIZE WHAT YOU JUST DID?! HOLY FU-
Lotito: GWARRRR
victim: we're doomed for oblivion, the world as we know it is gone.....
**cause of 2012 (end of our lives)**
by matzi October 30, 2011
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Get the lotion mug.(n) Body or hand lotion primarily used as a masturbation lubricant. It is discernible from traditional lotion in the sense that is is usually found in an obscure or awkward location.
Marvin: Hey man, my skin is so dry...Do you have any kind of lotion?
Tom: Sure, there's a bottle under the couch.
Marvin: Awesome...why do you have lotion under the couch?
Tom: It's my motion lotion.
Marvin: You jack off on the couch?
Tom: Absolutely!
Marvin: Fucking disgusting dude.
Tom: Sure, there's a bottle under the couch.
Marvin: Awesome...why do you have lotion under the couch?
Tom: It's my motion lotion.
Marvin: You jack off on the couch?
Tom: Absolutely!
Marvin: Fucking disgusting dude.
by Dr. Stephen Hawesome October 25, 2010
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Man, Jose's wife is a hotty. I would love to slip her the man meat. Since I cant, the wonder lotion will be the next best thing. Hope she rubs me,err, it all over herself.
by Silk Brah March 28, 2008
Get the wonder lotion mug.Laughing On The Inside. You know you're not really laughing out loud half the time you type "LOL," so it's time to face the facts with a little accuracy. Maybe you're chuckling or scoffing, but you're not waking up the neighbors with a thunderous heckle. LOTI is the most suitable and accurate acronym to describe your level of entertainment. Maybe you're cracking a smile, but the laughter is silent. You're not laughing out loud, you're LOTIing.
Guy #1: Two psychics pass each other on the street, one says to the other, "you're doing fine, how am I?"
Guy #2: LOTI, LOTI, man.
Guy #2: LOTI, LOTI, man.
by Ziggy Zinfandel II January 29, 2009
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