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idiot: "Haha you have autism, you're such a retard."
autistic person: "That's funny, I should tell you that an autistic person invented the same fucking screen you look at 24/7."
idiot: "Haha you have autism, you're such a retard."
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by tabsss April 16, 2022
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(verb)
The act of attempting a reckless, low-percentage, “clip-worthy” play in Valorant (or other FPS games) with the full intention of throwing the round or even the entire match. To lau is to deliberately sabotage while disguising it as a flashy highlight attempt.
Used sarcastically to justify failure: any missed shot or questionable play can be excused as “just lauing.”
(verb)
The act of attempting a reckless, low-percentage, “clip-worthy” play in Valorant (or other FPS games) with the full intention of throwing the round or even the entire match. To lau is to deliberately sabotage while disguising it as a flashy highlight attempt.
Used sarcastically to justify failure: any missed shot or questionable play can be excused as “just lauing.”
“Why’d you peek mid with a Shorty against an Operator?”
“Relax bro, I was lauing.”
“Stop lauing, it’s overtime. We actually need this win.”
“He said he was clutching, but we all knew he was lauing the second he went for that 360.”
“Relax bro, I was lauing.”
“Stop lauing, it’s overtime. We actually need this win.”
“He said he was clutching, but we all knew he was lauing the second he went for that 360.”
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Parent: *Maces Mr. Zood-Lau
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Another way of saying "loud" aka marijuana but spelled exactly how it is pronounced. It is also a strand of gorilla glue mixed with purple haze.
Police: Hello, sir I smell lau in the car and I can find any in the car. Where is the lau?
Person: Bruh I done schmoked it all!!
Person: Bruh I done schmoked it all!!
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