Last Mohican Fedge Wedge

While watching a bad movie you shove a fedged penis into a butthole and an indian comes out

The alternative to having babies is to give birth anally to a full grown indian man by using the last mohican fedge wedge

by thebootsybeast November 12, 2010

Jaiden but with a last name starting with M

A cool ass nigga that has fans

Guy 1: "Hey... You know Jaiden but with a last name starting with M?"
Guy 2: "Yeah He's a cool ass nigga that has fans"

by iiuphill March 31, 2020

You Won't Last Five Minutes Playing This Game

A typical pornhub ad that usually advertises a sex game. If you're horny enough to click on it, be prepared to insert your address, social security number, and credit card information. If you're a fan of watching a caveman fuck a dinosaur or watching Shrek porn, it is highly recommended that you jerk off to that ad.

Pornhub Ad: You Won't Last five Minutes Playing This Game ...
Me: TEST ME YOU FOOL

by the bravest FUckfaCE February 9, 2020

what i did last night

your mom

what i did last night?? your mom...

by dfsjaghieruerrjhnfvbendgarouah April 25, 2010

that's what you said last night

Alternative of 'that's what she said' Turning something normal someone has said, to being sexual.

Girl: *spits out food* Your sausage tastes too salty!
Boy: That's what you said last night..

by Ojm123 October 7, 2011

...like it was the last supper

an expression used when a girl gives you very enthusiastic head, like its the last supper.

-so, i heard you got a blow job from whatsername...
-yeah man, she ate that shit ...like it was the last supper!

by Cecil says August 6, 2011

That's not what your mom said last night

Just about. The greatest comeback to anything. Used mainly when talking about the size of genitals, but can apply to anything else.

Person A - Hey look at our science. That's bigger than yours!
Person B - That's not what your mom said last night!
Person C - Oh BURN.

by More Awesome Than Thou November 13, 2005