A medieval giant that stood over 73 feet tall, he can break the sound barrier by jogging, he typically is hairless and roams the amazon rainforest during the years of 1563-2004
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A very seductive and suave man who attract foxy honey.Known to make woman orgasm with a wink.A monster in everything he does.A good in bed.Funniest person around. Pop cherries with his sexy stare
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I once saw a guy perform the Mike Kroon Money Shot. Boy was his face red, or should I say white. By the way, how do you wash cum out of hair? Asking for a friend.
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I once knew a guy who performed the Mike Kroon Money Shot. Boy was his face red, or should I say white. By the way, anyone know hot to get cum out of someone's hair? Asking for a friend.
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After one too many beers at the bar Benny told his friends he sometimes likes to jack off into his hand and eat his cum, he likes Pulling-a-Kronos.
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