Shizen kraut

Homemade Cabbage condiment. Cabbage that has been fermented in an arse cavity or persons bowel. Pickled preserved shit flavoured cabbage.

Would you like some shizen kraut with your meat and three vege.

by PJC71 March 27, 2019

Scrap my Kraut

German colloquial term for rubbing one out AKA whacking it.

Claus von Shnitzlenazi: Wilhelm, we need to come back to the kitchen, quit scrapping your kraut!
Wilhelm Gouttenburg: Gimme a sec Claus! I need to scrap my kraut to these naked pictures of your sister, Hilda!

by shazzzzzam August 13, 2012

Kraut

Kraut is a German word recorded in English from 1918 onwards as a derogatory term for a German, particularly a German soldier during World War I and World War II. Its earlier meaning in English was as a synonym for sauerkraut, a traditional Central and Eastern European food.

The krauts started ww2

by Marco_Polo2007 August 14, 2021

Kraut

An abusive Term for a german Nazi, originating from WW2 and the believe that germans only ate "sauerkraut".

"We fought those damn Krauts in Bastogne!"

by paelz June 14, 2017

Flipping kraut

(v.) to be in a state of aggressive agitation.

(1) After Missy kept dropping food between the crockpot and her plate, she moved from mild aggravation to flipping kraut.

(2) Dude, the customer was just sitting there yelling at me-- he was flipping kraut for almost 45 minutes until I gave in.

by Safety Bear December 08, 2009

krauting

The act of telling a persin that you want to hang out and then ditching them.

he's krauting us again

by Rjendidiejjtn September 02, 2018

Sour Kraut

Sauerkraut
Sauerkraut is finely cut raw cabbage that has been fermented by various lactic acid bacteria. It has a long shelf life and a distinctive sour flavor, ..

Dave. I see that German bint Daniela Nadj is off on a rant again.

Ant. Yeah she’s such a sour kraut, think she needs to buy some batteries for her sex toy.

by Gradders71 January 24, 2023