Kinky squidward

When you pinch her nose while she’s blowing your dick and it sound like she’s playing squidward’s clarinet

Him: dude, your girlfriend is really good at the kinky squidward

Me: I know she once played it to the tune of ‘kumbaya my lord’

by Shmuel1652 May 3, 2020

Kinky Konk

Someone who is extremely kinky and likes the ideas and concepts such as BDSM. It is also a nice way of telling someone that they are freaky/filthy in bed without being rude or demeaning.

"Damn, M is sure as fuck a kinky konk."

by RuelleR October 2, 2021

Kinky Boots

A song by the Irish making fun of the British calling them gay, making fun of their uniforms, etc.
Also the best song in the world

"Oh, I've got a brand new shiny helmet, and a pair of kinky boots
I've got a lovely new flak jacket, and lovely khaki suit
And hen we go on night patrol, we hold each other's hands
For we are the British Army and we're here to take your land"

by idk what to name my self December 10, 2021

kinky

Sexual practices that many people view as wild, unusual, or extreme. Definitions of this word vary from person to person; someone might think wearing a red bra is kinky, or having sex with the lights on, but someone else will classify kinky as being suspended from the ceiling, whipped, and gagged.

Guys are often surprised to discover that quiet girls are the kinkiest. But they're only quiet because they're imagining having lots of kinky sex.

I went out with this librarian the other night, and I thought she'd be prude, but at the end of the night she let me tie her up and spank her. She was nice and kinky.

by reina September 8, 2008

Kinky Ceara's Kiwi Kitchen

Open air strip club. Specifically for truckers, australians and people from south texas. Free breakfast + beer before 7am with every lap dance.

I got a hot-carl and some pancakes at Kinky Ceara's Kiwi Kitchen last night.

by D-money October 1, 2004

kinky butt sex

state of giving sex in a kinky way. rubbing penis around the rim then in.

what are u doing. Having kinky butt sex?
what type of porn u lookin at? Kinky butt sex

by Lancerbean March 13, 2004

kinky promise

instead of clasping the two pinky fingers to signify a bond, the same bond is represented by the insertion of penis into vagina, and held for three seconds while maintaining eye contact. Then a kinky promise is completed.

Amelias pinky finger was broken, so we went to the bedroom and made a kinky promise.

by Steven71 April 20, 2011