kiwi

Person commonly referred to as an australian. Kiwi's live in an entirely seperate country. Australia referred to the natives in their land as flora and fauna until the mid 70's. New Zealand signed a treaty with the natives in 1840.

A kiwi's ancestors were not brought here, because of criminal convictions. They can here of their own free will.

by Ginge October 24, 2003

Kiwi

1. Another word for someone's "cutie" or crush.
2. Also, another word for one's boyfriend/girlfriend or someone he/she has a "thing" with.

"So I hear you have a crush on John"

"Yeah, he's my kiwi."

by use soap and water May 1, 2010

kiwi

An abusive term for a person from New Zealand, referring to the bird with the same name.

Me: Watch Harrison squawk! Run little kiwi, you have no wings! Don't stray too close though, his beak's pretty sharp.

Everyone apart from Harrison: *lol*

Harrison: DAMN MY COUNTRY!

by Kristjan M. January 30, 2008

Kiwi

A very small penis

Jeff has a kiwi.

by BlackHawkandNightWing March 28, 2011

Kiwi

Testicle or Testicles.

You just got hit in the kiwi.

by Steven Gomez February 28, 2008

Kiwi

An imaginary person from Brazil who is awesome at everything he does.

Who do you think you are, Kiwi or something?

by Jenson the Kiwi Guy February 28, 2009

kiwi

A person born in new zealand. they have differnt education there, and they actually are taught that they wern't decendants of convicts.. and they think that they were never governed by australia.

They live in a country where there are more sheep then people.

Purley belive that they are better then the australian cricket team - woops

It's the birth right of australians to pay out kiwi's on sight

"Hi my names steve, my dad was a human my mum was a sheep"

by Bear February 4, 2005