Kipper Sniffer

After sex, you cum on the girl's 'vulva', then lean down and take a whiff. (Everyone's loves their own brand, by the way.) You simply exclaim, "Damn girl, you smell like kipper."

(Kipper is a fish)

When John had reached his climax, he pulled out of Sally and came on her 'vulva'. Once preforming this act, he leaned down and breathed in deeply.

"Gee, Sally, you sure smell like kipper."

"Oh John, you're so silly!"

"Gee, Sally, I thought you liked the Kipper Sniffer."

by Jessica Barber January 19, 2008

kipper glove

A term to describe your hand after playing with a lady, but prior to washing it.

"She let you put your hand up her skirt and everything?!"
"Yeah man got, a bit of a kipper glove now though"

by bluntforcetrauma December 18, 2016

Hairy Kipper

A hirsute herring that has been split in butterfly fashion from tail to head along the dorsal ridge. They feed at the bottom of the deepest ocean (Western Pacific) and are so rare that they remain undiscovered by man.

A popular way for folically challenged druids to express astonishment in public, as in, "well slap my thigh with a hairy kipper".

by Busty Gus January 15, 2013

wet kipper

Pathetic, passive, non-aggressive person who has a fat chance of becoming courageous or forthright due to a submissive nature.

Hails from wet (something saturated with water) and kipper (Scottish fish dish)...hence, a wet kipper!

Ah, don't be such a wet kipper!

by Klaus October 19, 2004

Kipper Knickers

Female who's personal hygeine is in question.

Hey look, here comes kipper knickers

by iamamanufan January 12, 2011

kipper lipped

Massive big lips that flap around like a fish out of water usually found on afro-carribean men!

Look at that kipper lipped cunt...

by Mark Shady April 17, 2008

Tickle The Kipper

To tickle ones kipper means to give a boy a hand job.

Jesse: i saw you with that dude last night, what happened?
Ellen: oh you know the usual
Jesse: youu tickle the kipper?
Ellen: ohh yeaaa

by Jokes4ufolks October 1, 2009