Kidney failure

Having to piss sooo bad after consuming large amounts of alchohol, you feel like your kidneys are going to explode.

Riding home from the bar, I crossed my legs and screamed "I'm going into kidney failure!".

by Leahann October 11, 2006

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kidney shot

A punch to the kidney by a silent assasian who generally sneaks up on the victim from behind. The assualt usually occurs during a night of drunken debauchery. Depending on the severity of the attack, lingering pain my last for an extended period of time.

"Hey Pat, let's sneak up on Nate and give his drunk ass a kidney shot he'll fell in the morning! Then lets go soccor ball."

by C Murder2 November 10, 2008

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Kidney Break

A nice way to say you have to stop to go piss.

I got a take a Kidney Break.

by Judge dredd7 September 20, 2011

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Kidney Dimples

Kidney Dimples is a term used to describe someone who is in a state of arrogance and is oblivious to his or her own nonsense. The phrase routes back to 2006 when someone wrongly defined back dimples as kidney dimples and also stated that everyone had them when they are in fact genetic.

Larry went kidney dimples the other day when he started rambling on how he thought the actor who played Frances on Malcolm in the Middle was Neil Patrick Harris, even though we told him it wasn't true.

by WinifriedPaulletta November 3, 2013

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