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Kinderpocalypse

The stage of the CoViD-19 global pandemic where we see a spike in deaths of children from Coronavirus. The main cause of this is transmission from unvaccinated parents to their young children. This will be due, in part, to ICU beds being taken up by adults with severe cases of CoViD which means children with moderate cases are denied care by overwhelmed hospitals. 2022 will see the Omicron variant (5th Wave) run rampant through the populace, with an R⁰ ≈ 3.5. Even though it may be "less deadly" overall, the hospital system being pushed past the "breaking point" will necessitate Triage Protocols to ration care. The infant through age 9 demographic will see almost as high of a death rate as the 70+ demo.
"Sadly, Karen's baby died during the Kinderpocalypse. Had she been vaccinated and believed in Science, her child would have survived the Coronavirus pandemic."
by Nate 360° December 29, 2021
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Justice Kidneys

A wrenching feeling contracted in the abdominal region following a sudden and usually violent act of justice or retribution.
"So anyway, I got justice kidneys when Batman beat the shit out of that thug."
by Hossbogger July 8, 2012
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my kinder queen

It means when you meet someone who loves Kinder Joy soo much that you can't help but name them that.
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kinerd

One who loves Kina Grannis, amazing singer-songwriter from Southern California.
1. I went to Kina's concert at Hiro Ballroom and hung out with a bunch of Kinerds at Hop Kee afterwards.
2. So how long have you been a Kinerd?
3. Kinerds are the nicest people you will ever meet.
by Joey the Kinerd October 3, 2009
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Kinder Joy

कट गया
Bhai bandi ne mera kinder joy kar diya
by Gangrelated August 1, 2020
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Kindergarten

Kindergarten is a german word for something like a pre school / day care

1to1 translation

Kinder = children
Garten = garden
Meine kleine Schwester ist 4 Jahre alt, sie geht noch in den Kindergarten.

My little sister is 4 years old, she is still going to the Kindergarten.
by Felix May 13, 2005
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camp kinderland

THE BEST FUCKING PLACE EVER!!!
If heaven exists, it would right here at Camp Kinderland.
Its all, weird but cool people who don't care what you look like as long as you're like a socialist or commie or hippie or rocker or something and like its awesome and theres a cute bulldog named lennonand everyone is ONE BIG HAPPY FAMILY
and don't forget olympics
and lake compounce
and the other trips like scoops and our ruined camping trip and outsinging the teens and always being late for KP and me n Alison lying in the grass and acting like retards at share and african dance and alla girl talks and vagina monologues and transformer lights and acting like retards for capture the flag and swimming and the bunnies and schmooze on the swing and penis pops and everything else!!!!
I love camp K soooo much!! The best seven weeks o' ma life!
by Jooliya April 13, 2004
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