kidnapping a cub

A cute way of saying having sexual attraction/relations with someone much younger (usually 10+ years) than yourself. Think Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher or Gabrielle Union and Dwyane Wade.

“ Woman, whatcha thinking kidnapping a cub like that?”
“Oh you went and kidnapped yourself a cub didn’t you?!”

by Beks0516 August 4, 2022

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kidnapping

the act of making a surprise adoption

person a: you were surprised adopted.
person b: you mean kidnapped??

person a: no. you say kidnapping, I say surprise adoption.

by funtimelover February 17, 2022

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Political kidnapping

Taking someone away for Plutical gang

I think they are political kidnapping her

by 459395 April 4, 2023

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What happens when you don’t eat enough fiber. Probably due to Greek food being high in fatty meats and sauces.

In Venture Brothers S4 E11 “Every Which Way but Zeus” as Billy Quiz Boy is being kidnapped by Zeus he screams for help and is told by Pete White that’s what happens when you don’t eat enough fiber.

After eating all that gyro meat I spent the rest of the evening being kidnapped by Zeus

by Dandy Dan the Candy Man October 2, 2021

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Rapid eye movement (kidnapping)

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Rapid eye movement (kidnapping)

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 21, 2025

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Digitally Kidnapped

Yeah! Totally! It's totally like that, isn't it? That plus the surveillance apparatus makes my life this bizarre, dystopian horror show... But the rating are probably great! So... There's that.

Hym "Digitally kidnapped
Socially incarcerated
Existential crisis is the reason that my heart rate up.
Something something something... Damn. I don't know how you guys be freestyling like that...."

by Hym Iam July 11, 2024

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