keyvan

a very hairy mammal whos face haunts the dreams of american citizens

I had a nightmare last night! It was horrible! I saw a keyvan!

by BeeVee March 16, 2003

keygen

Keygen is abbreviation of CD Key Generator. It can generate serial of a commercial program like Photoshop. Try not to download keygens because they are powered by viruses to generate CD keys. Some keygens are fake, they are just a random number generator.

I searched the serial of Photoshop on Google because keygens contains Trojan viruses.

by SandaimeSpaceMan February 16, 2008

KeyGen

KeyGen's are very helpful when you are close to being suicidal and just need a little more motivation.

It's like jumping off a building. Jumping off the building doesn't kill you. Landing on the ground kills you.

Don't attempt if you're not suicidal extremely deadly.

Cunt: I wanna die.

Faggot: Can you download a KeyGen for me?

Cunt dies.

by BasicallyDead May 17, 2018

kelven

1. The definition of a douche bag, commonly seen walking around with a bird brain and makes all sorts of mistakes and push the blame to others without feeling guilt or remorse.

2. The name for a tiny little hairless dick.

3. Commonly seen in the wild grass, searching for drunk young girls to attack.

Girl: Hey there wanna go to third base?

Boy: Yea sure *unzips pants*

Girl: *looks at dick* oh, sorry, I didn't know that you're a Kelven. Hello, tiny friend.

by dick-tator October 15, 2014

Keven Munoz

Fuckboy

Fuckboy stands for Keven Munoz because he got with a new girl on his ex girl birthday and it was less then a weak that they have broke up

by Your next bitch July 25, 2017

keaven

Look up Keavan instead, there is the definition for keaven

You used keaven wrong

by Y3T1 November 5, 2018

Keven

Usually born on January 11th. Straight badass. hates people that names start with the letter "m" for some reason. Really good friend if you've known him for a long time.

Woah what a keven

by Kevens are the best November 28, 2018