kermit sewerside

What you do when Chloe falls on her face in front of the whole school and makes everyone think that u are dating the clumsy uncoordinated giraffe

Damn u need to go home and Kermit sewerside

by Dinodicbitchboi September 17, 2017

Kermits Neck

When wiping ones arse your finger slips through the sheet of toilet paper and into your rectum!

My arse is sore from a week of Kermits Necks

by Steve Hall November 16, 2004

Kermit Kombat

When someone picks a fight with Kermit the Frog. Taken from newgrounds.com. Under 18? Don't go there.

Dude: Hey Kermit you suck!
Kermit: Well, we should engage in KERMIT KOMBAT!!!!

by Fire King March 7, 2004

Kermit The Frog

Kermit is the coolest and most amazing frog/god in the world AND IF U DONT LIKE HIM U NEED TO DIE IN A FIRE

"whos that frog over there he looks so cool and amazing'' ''yes he is amazing and cool he is Kermit the frog

by Kermit the frog worshiper October 20, 2020

Kermit suicide

To be so done with life that you just wanna die

Aniya, I'M GOING TO KERMIT SUICIDE!!!

by Meme n' Shit December 11, 2018

Kermit roleplay

Alternative term for fisting, either anal or vaginal.

Or both.

Fisting? Hell yes...I love a bit of Kermit roleplay.

by plungethethumb May 5, 2018

commit kermit

when you want to die but your brain is thinking about the muppets

i want to commit kermit

by EastTV March 8, 2019