KERRANG

kerrang is a really good magazine bought by decent people!

"have you got your issue of KERRANG the best mag for rockers, punks and metalheads?"

by ickle_monkey121 February 22, 2004

Kerrang!

A kick ass magazine that promotes different types of rock music. There is also Kerrang! radio and a Kerrang music channel on sky.

CoolKid: Did you hear about that new band?
Uncoolkid: No...
Coolkid: Oh, they were in Kerrang! magazine and Kerrang! have been playing their videos.

by VivaLaBella October 15, 2007

keran

A person who doesn't suck as much as the other definition says.

ex.

Bob: I love keran, I wish I could marry her.

Job: Back off she's mine

by theworstmoron June 10, 2021

Karman

A pairing between a man who is as short as his temper (Aman Tripathi played by Jitendra Kumar) and a pride-flag-wearing-superhero (Kartik Singh played by Ayushmann Khurrana) from Bollywood's first mainstream gay rom com Shubh Mangal Zyada Saavdhan (SMZS). Fans of this pairing are will cry if you mention Raakh (a song from the movie) at any given moment and generally agree that Hitesh sir (the director of SMZS) is a genius.

Just don't mention deleted scenes (namely the 'aap hi duniya ho scene' and the missing Ganga kiss).

Fans of this pairing also has an unholy affinity for mahogany tables, velvet curtains and belly chains.

Girl 1: Karman is love and life.

Girl 2: Don't you think that's a bit...

Girl 1: hmm you're right...Karman is religion.

by kartiksinghtripathi January 22, 2021

kerrang

verb. to cover a female's head with a brown paper bag during intercourse.

she's rough: lights out.
really rough: eyes shut.
proper dirt: you kerrang her.

by timmy November 24, 2004

Kerrang

a magazine which is the self proclaimed authority on "rock". The content is awful, pop bands with guitars, once upon atime they had rock bands with guitars before they sold out. Expect seveare critisim if your band doesnt begin with 'the', your not absolute posers and you dont have a drummer that is incabable of speeds past 40bpm.

Damn! Im out of toilet paper, i just got to go W.H.Smiths and swipe a Kerrang!

by KingSamuel May 4, 2004

The kernan

When a dude comes in 15 minutes late to work because he was tucking his penis in.

"Ryan, why were you late to work?" "Oh, I was working on the Kernan" "SWEET!!!"

by TDizzo October 18, 2008