Ke$ha'd

Adjective - A state of being covered in glitter and beer (or whisky), usually resulting from a night of partying or attending a Ke$ha concert. Most frequently occurs when black out drunk.

I'm pretty sure the girl I hooked up with last night was Ke$ha'd because I had glitter all over my mouth this morning

I woke up this morning and my iPhone wasn't working. I found glitter and beer in the ports and realized it was ke$ha'd last night.

There was a trail of glitter leading to my toilet from when I was ke$ha'd last night.

Ke$ha'd by Ja$e-face May 16, 2011

ke$ha shower 

when you really need to take a shower, but are running late so simply spray yourself with excess volumes of perfume/aftershave/deodorant and hope no one will notice.

'whoa man you reek of cheap cologne!'
'yeah, i woke up late so only had time for a ke$ha shower'

ke$ha shower by glittershitter May 28, 2012

Ke$ha (Verb) 

The act of making a girl externally sticky, by the means of either pouring a drink on her (i.e. beer) or by splashing her with bodily fluids (i.e. semen), then followed by tossing glitter in her face to make her "feel pretty", then finished by expelling her from your dwelling (i.e. dorm or hotel room).

Yeah I'm gonna Ke$ha (verb) that bitch after i jizz on her face.

Ke$ha (Verb) by ironicric December 4, 2010

Ke$ha Status 

Noun; Having gone out and partied your ass off multiple times in one week.
Verb; the act of emulating Ke$sha
Noun; The drive of an animal, a true fratski
Noun; immortal status after hooking up with Ke$sha

Ex 1
freshmen scrubs "Your back, its 2 o'clock in the afternoon, where were you last night?"
Fratskis- "We are out at Richs and bhoppin"
scrubs " thats the 4th time this week and its only friday"
Fratski "I'm Ke$ha status bitches!!"

Ex 2
HOtt sorority girl "Lets go out tonight!"
lame girl "we've already gone out 3 times this week, I wanna stay and watch a movie its got.. blah blah..."
Entire sorority "LEts go were ke$sha status tonight!!"

Ex 3
Dudski 1 "Bro omfg its Ke$sha!"
Dudski 2 "I bet you i can hookup"
Dudski 1 "....Dude no way shes ke$ha you cant handle it"
Dudski 2 "Ive got enough loko, vodka, rumski in me for the last 5 days in a row...I got this shyt.. im Ke$sha status biatch!"

later that night Dudski 2 hooks up with Ke$sha and is forever known on campus as Ke$ha status

Ke$ha Status by 5ofdiamonds December 29, 2010

Ke$ha-$peak 

Intentionally annoying the hell out of someone by speaking like Ke$ha, the famous American popstar's, name. In other words, replacing s's with dollar signs. Will easily piss someone off.

John: Yo what'$ up?
Jim: What the hell's up with the dollar sign?
John: It's Ke$ha-$peak.

Jim: Not cool.
John: You're ju$t jealou$ I thought of it fir$t!
Jim: ...Riiiiight.

Ke$ha-$peak by rawrcatx August 19, 2010

Ke$ha-skanky 

One who is, or appears to be dirty, drunken, slimy, and or slutty, and possibly brushes their teeth with a bottle of Jack on a daily basis.

OMG Pamela, that slutty hoe dancing all up on your boyfriend is so Ke$ha-skanky.

Ke$ha-skanky by La'taniabovanashrianniqualice December 4, 2011

Ke$ha Party 

A wild and crazy night where everyone involved acts as their Ke$ha spirit animal urges them to. It often involves many play wolf bites and on occasion may occur. Everyone attending Ke$ha parties must dress in appropriate Ke$ha attire and will not be allowed in if not properly suited. Drinking and drug usage is an optional hardcore method and can be replaced with caffeine and sugar for those not in the "party scene". When a Ke$ha party becomes an infamous and unforgettable event hosted by the same organization multiple times, a Ke$ha sitting has been known to occur. Ke$ha herself only endorses the most True-to-Ke$ha Spirit Ke$ha parties, so her appearance is a truly great honor.

Hey, did you hear about that Ke$ha Party?!

I heard that Ke$ha Party was pretty bangin'.

I only hope for a Ke$ha Party this weekend... hashtag winning.

Ke$ha Party by hma.imananimal August 29, 2011