Fucky Kazoo

When your dick hurts so you have to put a kazoo over it to keep away the skin to skin contact but still cum inside of her.

"Bro my dick was so swollen I had to use a fucky kazoo on her"

by ThatKazooKid March 27, 2019

Kazoo Dick

When you are spooning with your significant other and they fart into your dickhole.

I had to break up with Stacy, she kazoo dicked me last night, I'm not trying to be in that kind of band.

by Posepha Jrice January 02, 2021

koi kazoo

A kazoo (musical instrument) in the shape of a koi (Japanese fish).

Katrina played the koi kazoo.

by Cinderella Seuss August 30, 2023

hooker’s kazoo

An unexpected outbreak of oral sores from a musical origin.

No matter how much you like music, blowing on a Hooker’s Kazoo is NOT worth it.

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas... except for Hooker’s Kazoo.

I used to stay at the Best Western, until I got Hooker’s Kazoo. Now it’s the Comfort Inn for me.

by Hooker’s Kazoo September 07, 2019

cancer kazoo

The annoying wheeze of a smoker.

I can't hear this dude on the phone over the Cubicle Queen's fricking cancer kazoo.

by mrs_equator August 15, 2006

Banjo Kazoo

A coalition of a sexy asian and an emo mexican, two very rare things finally combined to make a supreme being.

The other day i was eating rice while straightening my hair when i realized whoa! im a Banjo Kazoo to the max!

by B Ngo September 12, 2005

Bass Kazoo

a musical instrument AKA Cello

Person 1: What are you carrying? it looks like a coffin!
Person 2: That's my bass kazoo!
Person 1: You had me worried for a second!

by Dami123 November 22, 2011