People who have a deviated septum suffer from the effects of a meat kazoo. After a long night of doing cocaine, when blowing your nose the next mornings and the “Meat Kazoo” starts flapping. It sounds like a combination of nose blowing, and a finely tuned Kazoo player belting out the anthem of the US Air Force, “Wild Blue Yonder”.
“Wow baby, rough night, I woke up to your Meat Kazoo flapping in the bathroom when you blew your nose this morning!”
by SeanPP May 12, 2019
Get the meat kazoomug. When your dick hurts so you have to put a kazoo over it to keep away the skin to skin contact but still cum inside of her.
by ThatKazooKid March 27, 2019
Get the Fucky Kazoomug. When I farted during a lecture, the fart was much louder than anticipated because of the plastic chair in the lecture hall. This "over amplification" phenomenon is known as the "Dutch Kazoo".
by theotherslimshady December 21, 2013
Get the Dutch Kazoomug. I had to break up with Stacy, she kazoo dicked me last night, I'm not trying to be in that kind of band.
by Posepha Jrice January 2, 2021
Get the Kazoo Dickmug. by mrs_equator August 15, 2006
Get the cancer kazoomug. A coalition of a sexy asian and an emo mexican, two very rare things finally combined to make a supreme being.
The other day i was eating rice while straightening my hair when i realized whoa! im a Banjo Kazoo to the max!
by B Ngo September 25, 2005
Get the Banjo Kazoomug. Person 1: What are you carrying? it looks like a coffin!
Person 2: That's my bass kazoo!
Person 1: You had me worried for a second!
Person 2: That's my bass kazoo!
Person 1: You had me worried for a second!
by Dami123 November 21, 2011
Get the Bass Kazoomug.