kaylene virus

The virus that turns all asian boys into white girls. But the girls still have their dicks.

OMG, she's a futa! She's has a kaylene virus. Retreat! Retreat!

by K-Len Senpai August 3, 2016

Katzenjammer

a) When a musician plays/sings in an unpleasant manner so the music sounds like a cat wailing. (Katzenjammer literally translates to catwailing.)

b) A hangover.

c) The feeling of sadness after an euphoric event is over.

I like this song, but that guy is just playing katzenjammer!

by OnlyJulicorn January 25, 2018

Katzenmeyer

Katzenmeyer is a 6'7 tall, scary ass man. He towers over you like he's the Eiffel Tower and you're just a lousy ant and he will gaze down on you with such disappointment. Do everything perfectly with this man or he will rein hell by telling you "I'm very disappointed in you." or "one more time." As you are dying from dehrdraytion from marching too long. Before every concert he will say "that is not good enough" but after concerts he will be silent and not say a word about how bad it really was. Once you get on the tall mans good side and he praises you he will be jumping around and screaming on how proud he is of you

Katzenmeter I'd like on of those nice, sweet ladies you see at supermarkets. But instead of giving you candy, he gives you a scary ass stare that will stay in your brain forever

Madison: Did you see the glare Katzenmeyer gave the trumpets in class today?
Barry: Yeah, I feel bad for them. That glare will haunt their dreams forever

by Marchingband4life July 23, 2019

kaydence

an amazing person who loves people beyond capacity. her love is infinite and she’s so beautiful. she’s a great person to love and you can love her at a your maximum plus more. she’s been through a lot but can always show love to you. you always need to be there for her and let her know you love her. you need to be upfront with her and it’s okay because she’ll need it. always and i mean always tell her that you love her and show her acts of love. post her, keep her next to you because she’s the greatest person to ever exist. she’s so funny and can always joke with you. love her a lot please. never do any harm to her because she doesn’t deserve it.

person 1: omg kaydence is so swagalicious
person 2: yeah i love her so much, i post her everyday

by yomommastealer November 24, 2021

kaydens grandmother

A hot fucking milf.

Dang bro, shes a real Kaydens Grandmother.

by Kaydens brother December 13, 2021

kayment

this is someone name(nickname).It is a man with a big butt who shouts unnecessarily and gets angry easily

the house father shouting is kayment.

by tfffajon March 18, 2022

Kaydence

So beautiful and sweet and funny and sexy and smart. She’s just a really good person and everyone that meets her loves her and could pull any one she wants

You see Kaydence over there she’s so fine

by Fbvcfv October 22, 2018