kane

Southern UK slang, meaning to humiliate, tease or ridicule a person, it can be playful or serious.

Jade: Did you hear Lily pissed herself on saturday when she was wrecked?
Sarah: Haha yeah, the boys are gonna kane her for that!
Jade: She got kaned in english aswell, haha.

by J u s t H a n n a h March 09, 2006

Kaned

It's when your pullout game is strong. Referencing that time Patrick Kane had sec with a minor but they didn't find his DNA inside her because his pullout game is stong.

I was about to bust a nut and Patrick Kane her so good. There's no way she's getting pregnant.

I forgot to bring a condom so I Kaned it.

by musclelicious November 21, 2015

kane

1. a merced fag that is into cock & ball torture. if you see kane kick him in the nuts as hard as humanly possible. the harder you kick him, the more he'll pay you. he's rich! kick many times.

kane is a tweaking steve and loves his nuts kicked in. choke the fuck out of steve if you see him for a big bonus.

by Brain (the real one) & McNasty January 09, 2005

kane

kane makes out that he wants your mum, when he actually wants your dads monkey. he also likes the pizzle alot.

Hi my name is Kane and i want to spank your dad's monkey, and i like the alot of pizzle.

by duno February 14, 2005

kaned

Subjected to ridicule by by right-wing south Florida talk show host Steve Kane on WWNN.

Steve Kane and Brian Craig kaned all callers who didn't agree with their evangelistic Republican views.

by David Citron February 12, 2004

kane

1. looks like the hunchback (quazymoto)

kane is one ugly mutha fucka.

by J 0 K A May 10, 2005

The Kane

A hand in poker that is one of the worst. The orginal Kane is 10 3 offsuit it was used to crack a set of 4's with dirty stright. However now the Kane can also be defined as Jack 4 another horrid hand as well.

I sat there content with my set of 4's knowing i had to be good but imagine my horror when the King Salmon flipped over the kane!

by Crustacean Craven February 19, 2005