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dirty kurtis

When u smack a cow’s booty with manure and eat it out
Dam bruh he’s tryna pull a dirty kurtis
by Dawgo May 13, 2020
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Kurtis King

1. (Celtic) - also long form of ancient Germanic Tribal name Kurt meaning "the strong and brave." Also short form of "Conrad."
Four thousand years ago Kurt was a common name in the land of Britain, Ireland, Wales and Scotland. In the modern era Kurtis King is more likely to be found.
by yomankurt February 3, 2010
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kurtis conner

an incredible commentary youtuber/comedian/musician who started on vine. he has a beautiful girlfriend named jenna allard, who he fell in love with after peeing on her roommate’s stuffed animals while cross-faded. the two of them have a silly little dog named kiwi. he is absolutely hilarious and everyone should watch him and become a citizen of kurtistown, because he is always uploading BANGERS! he never misses! he is often associated with danny gonzales, drew gooden, jacob sharpe, and dean hebscher.
person a: hey, have you seen kurtis conner’s new video? it was an absolute banger!!
person b: kurtis conner? i hardly know ‘er! 🤠
by yolomonster360 June 19, 2022
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Kurty Bear

Kurty Bear is the most amazing guy I have ever met. He knows how to make me happy, make me smile, keeps me warm at night and he knows how to make me feel good.

He treats me well and looks after me.

He is so attractive and I fancy him so much.

He knows how to hold me right when he kisses me and he knows how I like to hold hands.

We have personal jokes and sayings which make what we have so special.
by K_L November 6, 2012
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Kurtis

Kurtis, a versatile and elegant garment, blend traditional charm with modern sophistication. Celebrated for their comfort and ability to flatter every body type, Kurtis are crafted from luxurious fabrics like cotton, silk, georgette, and linen. The intricate designs and vibrant colors make Kurtis visually delightful, with options ranging from simple patterns to elaborate, richly embroidered motifs. A standout feature of Kurtis is their adaptability; effortlessly styled for both casual and formal occasions, they pair well with leggings, palazzos, or jeans, transitioning seamlessly from daywear to evening elegance. Neckline and sleeve variations, including mandarin collars, boat necks, and bell sleeves, offer endless styling possibilities, allowing for personal expression and cultural homage. Kurtis cater to a broad spectrum of fashion preferences, appealing to the young and old alike, making them a cherished wardrobe staple globally. Their practicality is enhanced by easy maintenance and durability, ensuring they remain a favorite season after season.
Wow- He- He's such a Kurtis! an amazing bloke (pretty fucken hot too)
by Kurtywurty May 22, 2024
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KURTY

A Kurt Cobain wannabe or lookalike poser or negative supernatural entitity summoned or conjured with an ouija board, etc. Could also be a wandering spirit or demon/daemon, egregore attracted to a fan's obsessive or witchy covetous obsession over him.
That's NOT Kurt Cobain, that's a KURTY
by anonymous December 23, 2022
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Kurtis Palfrey

Booster Juice Inc. is a Canadian chain of juice and smoothie bars founded in 1999. The chain specializes in smoothies made of pure juice, fruit sorbet or vanilla frozen yogurt, frozen fruit, fresh yogurt and ice.
Damn, Kurtis Palfrey is boosting those juices like a champ!
by Whitemanhorse March 6, 2022
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