Jizz-knocker

a girl who likes to drink sperm

Brian's Girlfriend is a Jizz-knocker

by Matt098 June 12, 2008

bought knockers

large, obviously fake breasts

The girl at the wine bar almost spilled my glass of chardonnay with her bought knockers!

by Missy ADK April 16, 2010

knoodle knocker

Gangsters who prefer to shoot their victims in the head at close range.

Drive-by's are for pussies, we are knoodle knockers.

by Cody Wilkes September 16, 2007

nipple knocker

A person who ejaculates on a woman's breasts.

My girlfriend appreciates the fact that I am a nipple knocker.

by Mr. Bubblehead March 23, 2005

Jonesy Knockers

Referred to in certain places in England as a form of genital warts.

"Dude i can't believe you've got Jonesy Knockers, thats disgusting."

by Pimp_UK February 03, 2009

Nig-Knocker

A blunt object used for beating black people with.

"I'm going to get my nig-knocker and knock that nigger out!'

by Fonzdrew August 26, 2008

douche knocker

Male version of a skanky whore.

Chris is sleeping with that dirty mutha-fuckin how's-ya-mama again; he's a good for nothin douche knocker!

by nancy & tina March 03, 2005