Ketamine is a dissociative drug that is usually snorted or injected. Popular at raves and clubs, "k" or "kitty" is commonly used to induce a sense of euphoria. Ketamine is a fine white power that is taken in small amounts. The most common dosage is 3-4 bumps, which brings a "loose and flowy" feeling to the users limbs, and extreme euphoria. You can easily recognize people on ketamine because the way they walk is similar to someone that is extremely drunk. The peak lasts for 30-40 mins, and the comedown is another 60 mins. Some say that ketamine feels similar to MDMA, others claim that it can be as harsh as PCP. If the user takes too much, they can easily get stuck in a "k-hole", which can send you into another level of being. Ketamine has a bad reputation because it has been used as a horse tranquilizer in the past, although ketamines effects aren't as harsh as most say.
"Sorry I'm walking so funny, the ketamine hit me a little too hard."
"I snorted 3 lines of kitty and now I'm stuck in a k-hole."
"I snorted 3 lines of kitty and now I'm stuck in a k-hole."
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Many ketards will act as if keto is the only diet that can or will work, and are quick to attack anybody who says otherwise or criticizes the diet. (I mean, let's be real: most people can't live the rest of their lives without any form of carbohydrates, and they're often times bound to gain back the weight they lost.)
Ketard can also be used to describe a person who uses a lack of carbs as an excuse to overindulge on fats and other high-calorie meals, yet will still act above any other diets by citing those who have used low-carb diets to maintain a calorie deficit and truly lose weight to justify eating unhealthy foods like bacon-wrapped cheeseburgers cooked in extra grease (without the bun of course; carbs are the true enemy, don't forget!)
Many ketards will act as if keto is the only diet that can or will work, and are quick to attack anybody who says otherwise or criticizes the diet. (I mean, let's be real: most people can't live the rest of their lives without any form of carbohydrates, and they're often times bound to gain back the weight they lost.)
Ketard can also be used to describe a person who uses a lack of carbs as an excuse to overindulge on fats and other high-calorie meals, yet will still act above any other diets by citing those who have used low-carb diets to maintain a calorie deficit and truly lose weight to justify eating unhealthy foods like bacon-wrapped cheeseburgers cooked in extra grease (without the bun of course; carbs are the true enemy, don't forget!)
An example of a ketard can be found as one of the very writers of one of these definitions, actually! Notice how they resort to strawmanning anyone who isn't on their holy keto diet as a fat pig who is merely envious of the ketard who supposedly lost 100+ pounds? Quite the example right there!
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