Kermit's Razor

Kermit's Razor
Named after Kermit the frog who was of course married to Miss Piggy, the principle of Kermit's Razor goes something like: If there are two girls in a dating app bio photo, it usually belongs to the fatter of the two.

Person 1: "There's two chicks in the tinder bio photos. I can't tell who the profile belongs to."
Person 2: "Kermit's Razor. Odds are it belongs to the larger of the two women."

by Jerzy Radocovid December 12, 2022

Kermit The Frog

Kermit The Frog 🐸 Will Steal ur mans even if u Eat green bean Casserole so watch out bitches

Kermit The Frog: I can take your mad if I want too but lucky for u I don’t want to

by Nonopolies December 17, 2019

Kermit Stan

Kermit stans are people who devote their life for Kermit.
They love and worship him.

I'm a Kermit stan because I love him and watch all of his shows.

by RiverDirt September 1, 2021

kermit sewerside

What you do when Chloe falls on her face in front of the whole school and makes everyone think that u are dating the clumsy uncoordinated giraffe

Damn u need to go home and Kermit sewerside

by Dinodicbitchboi September 17, 2017

Kermit Kombat

When someone picks a fight with Kermit the Frog. Taken from newgrounds.com. Under 18? Don't go there.

Dude: Hey Kermit you suck!
Kermit: Well, we should engage in KERMIT KOMBAT!!!!

by Fire King March 7, 2004

kermit slip n slide

Literally means to commit suicide

iwantto kermit slip n slide becauseihatemyselfalotbutimnotthatselfish

by overdosed turtle June 27, 2018

Kermit The Frog

Kermit is the coolest and most amazing frog/god in the world AND IF U DONT LIKE HIM U NEED TO DIE IN A FIRE

"whos that frog over there he looks so cool and amazing'' ''yes he is amazing and cool he is Kermit the frog

by Kermit the frog worshiper October 20, 2020