joury

Joury is the most beautiful girl. Joury is an arabic word that means “red rose” Joury’s come with a lot of different personalities, but all of them are great. A jousy is usually smart, pretty, and kind

Joury got straight A’s

by Joury June 13, 2019

Spine Jousting

A new-age term for gay butt sex wherein both 'mo's are standing, and the receiving bloke is bent over.

I hear there is going to be a Spine Jousting tent at the gay pride rally.

by estratton February 26, 2008

joust and run

to jack off (Made up bye Eric and Matt)

Man im horny i gotta joust and run!

by Ferrariguy July 17, 2006

jousey

A northern English expression for person/persons who are undeservedly lucky

You jousey bastards - when taking about Manchester United winning again yet again on a referee's misjudged decision.

You jousey fucker - as your opponent pots the black of the break in a game of pool.

by Chris from Oldham January 19, 2007

Blimp Jousting

When two portly, naked, upper class gentlemen engage in the ancient and noble game of jousting with their reproduction appendages in one of their finely adorned bedchambers.

'My word, you're looking splendid this evening Lord Hardwood! Shall we lose these garments and retire to my living quarters?'

'Indubitably good sir, Blimp Jousting is it?'

by Beenie Blackbuckles October 12, 2011

no joust

A phrase that claims something as yours with absolute certainty. Can not be overridden.

I call shotgun, no joust

by Big Mike April 25, 2004

cack joust

to thrust forcefully with ones erect penis

I will cack joust you in the back

by Mitchelll September 3, 2006