scuffed my jordans

when someone steps on or gets dirt on your fresh new pair of jordans which usually cost about $150 dollars. This is thought as to being one of the worst things you can do to a black person.

deshawn: "what the fuck dawg you scuffed my jordans!!!"

Billy: "I dont see the problem mister."

deshawn: "don't make me cap you white boy!"

by bro from anuda mo November 30, 2010

Michael Jordanism

The following of the great Michael Jordan who led the Bulls to six NBA Championships in the 1990's.

Screw my former religion. I'm converting to Michael Jordanism. At least we know he's real.

by bullstown4life June 15, 2010

Michael B Jordan

A sexy actor too old for me. As a heart aching smile, and I mustache that would put Santa to shame😍

“Oh did you hear, Michael B Jordan is SUPER juicy

by michaelbjordan’s#1fan May 3, 2019

Jovana

An amazing, beautiful, girl. She is very into looking amazingly dressed and a fabulous aesthetic. She listens to the best type of music and always creates trends. Once her trend is created she creates more to keep the basic girls copying. Don't mess with her though. She will get you back even better. She is of Hispanic background.

Everyone wishes she was Jovana. Jovana is fantastic in anything she puts her mind to. Whether it is music or dancing, she is amazing at it.

" I am so jealous of those notes Jovana was singing this morning."
" Jovana is so sweet, I would love to be her friend."

by Ninki minjajjjjj October 8, 2018

Jim Jordan

The sub in a bdsm relationship where your master “Trumps” you into continually lying.

I was whipping my Jim Jordan who replied it felt good

by Bored17 December 29, 2017

Jovanie

He is a guy who gets all the bitches.But the thing is that he is loyal and will do anything in his power to make his girl plzed.He has a huge dickand is good in bed and will love to smoke weed when he likes too,he has a cute smile, great attitude, and loves to make jokes,he might not be perfect but is so great to spend time with.

I love jovanie!

Jovanie has a huge dick!

Have a great day jovanie!

Jovanie is sooo,funny!

by Giowolfio January 7, 2019

Jordan

A boy unlike any other. One you can truly see yourself being with for the rest of your life. He is the boy you'd die for. You look at him, and your heart will just.. melt. Everything you thought you knew about 'love' changes into something you never could have imagined because of this boy. Once you were broken, and now you are fixed. You can almost feel the emotion in his texts, you can HEAR the truth in his words, you can listen to the rhythmic sounds of love in every single one of his heart beats. You'll want to marry this boy. I promise you. His smile could make the strongest of hearts melt. His laugh could give you so many butterflies that they'll fill your entire stomach and send them flying out of your toes. You'll instantly fall in love with him. Nothing else matters but him. Your head is filled with thoughts of him. Everything reminds you of him. A minute feels like a lifetime with him not around. The memories with a Jordan could pierce the soul. You could never bring yourself to leave him. Never. No matter what he did, when you know that you're all his.. it doesn't ever matter. You spend days with him, and when he leaves, it feels as though it's been 5 minutes. You feel like, in order to feel whole, you need to be around him. To see those amazing eyes and have him hold you in his arms. You love him. You love him always.. Having a Jordan in your life is not always a privilege, but the one i have is surely #1, and i never want to lose my Jordan.

Me: Having Jordan Kresen in my life is an absolute blessing!
The rest of the world: totes.

by el0ra November 19, 2012