joing

to immediately move away from topic of conversation and start up gay talk

*pronounced jow-ing*

"mums in da room...JOING!"
"oi, start joing!"

by Spoon Dude & Evil Lam Sam October 9, 2006

I'm joking, calm down!

a phrase said to make any come-back seem lame.

A: You're a loser
B: Fuck you
A: I'm joking, calm down!

by wangjiahua October 8, 2011

I was Joking

Something some people say to get out of trouble.

"Bro I was joking, chill."

by Yesserski July 21, 2020

Jorting

The act of slowly creeping to young honey's on the dance floor without their consent; then to proceed to thrust hips lightly towards the party of said females who are completely unaware of the "jorter's" presence. Typically the "jorter" or "jorting" party are sporting demin shorts; aka "jorts".

Mike: Hey dude, check out Jorts!
Justin: What the hell is he doing, man?
Mike: He's fucking jorting on those poor ladies!

by clockcatcall September 14, 2010

joeing

another word for crying.

person: dude remember that one time at dennys when joemar was joeing on that one guys birthday. it was totally awesome!

by Joemar Bilog September 7, 2005

Joking Off

The act of telling terrible jokes for your own amusement, no matter how disgusted the people who hear them are, or how much bodily harm they threaten you with.

Zach: What's a pirate's favorite kind of chips?
DieLawn: . . .
Zach: Sea salt and malt vineGARRRRRRRR.
DieLawn: I'm going to stab you in the throat if you keep joking off.

by DieLawn December 31, 2007

Mr.Joning

when someone leaves a meeting, class or an event earlier due to personal stuffs.

He Mr.Joned on the meeting last night, as he needs to catch up with his school work.

Every friday, he Mr.Jones the class at one and a half hour earlier despite knowing that the class ends at 5.

I will be Mr.Joning this zoom meeting, as I need to go watch a movie later.

by Le'Jones October 9, 2021