jormon

A jormon is a sexual position which requires a midget, a large person with an exceptional large dick and a receiver. The midget will hold the large persons dick wile the he performs the sexual transaction with the receiver, also see the jormon special

Jack fucks Mia with his 18 inch dick while Pete (who is 50 inch tall) hold Jack's dick and so they are performing a jormon

by MrBirdnerd July 15, 2015

Jorbon

A superb being who is outgoing, handsome and friendly. Typically the life of the party a Jorbon likes to dance, rap battle and encourage others to partake in multiple shots of tequila. If you ever find yourself in the presence of a Jorbon consider yourself lucky and feel free to slap him a five.

"Is that a Jorbon?"... "Nope it's THE Jorbon"

by Coolguythebest February 10, 2013

Jorgenson

Female ejaculation that ends up on their sexual partner's face.

I was tottally going down on this girl and she Jorgensoned all over my face. It got in my eye and it stung a little bit... I couldn't see through my left eye for a week.

by Pinochio Valdez November 14, 2006

jordon

Someone who is always nice, wants to be with friends, and is easy to love. She has a hard time expressing her feelings but will understand others feelings. Jordan's can be athletic, extremely pretty, and out going. You will always feel bad if you hurt her. She is usually very unique in many ways. Trust me, you want a girl named Jordan in your life.

Jordon is perfect

She is everything a guy can ask for

by hadtotellthetruth August 14, 2014

Jordon Maxwell

An occult researcher of 40+ years. He studies symbols of satanism and the illuminati which he explains are all around us. He is an amazing teacher of true history and philosophy. It is incredibly educational to listen to him speak. I believe that he one of the most educated people in the world alongside David Icke, Ron Paul, Texe Marrs and Alex Jones. All these people are full of extraordinarily powerful knowledge. If TV was good for you, each of these guys would have their own channel.

jordon maxwell

by dynamitekiller September 9, 2009

jargoning

To use jargon specific to an area of expertise you and at least one of the people you're talking to understands that is unfamiliar to other people around you; thus excluding them from your conversation.

Civil engineering student 1: "Hey, check out that spiral reinforced column over there, I wonder what the dead load is on that member?"

Civil engineering student 2: "About as much as I load on your mom every night."

Dumbass arstie: "Despite the jargoning, I understand you just burned your friend pretty good, huh?"

by Swyss April 28, 2007

jargon slap

(v): to use highly technical language to conceal information or to highlight a person's lack of knowledge.

I just jargon slapped your friend because he dropped out of college.

by katie&morgan February 5, 2012