To joon is to squeeze ejaculate out of your member in order to ‘assure you get the most of your masturbation’. It’s similar to the brainrot term, ‘goon’.
by anonymous January 02, 2025

Jimmy the Janny:banning your thread for no reason
Billy: I hate Joons
Jimmy the Janny:wha- that hurts my feelings
Billy: shut up you do it for free!
Billy: I hate Joons
Jimmy the Janny:wha- that hurts my feelings
Billy: shut up you do it for free!
by assjuiceinator November 27, 2024

Pierre: I hear you were on double duty this weekend, both giving and receiving.
Joon: Yeah, they don't call me Lucky Joon for no reason man!
Joon: Yeah, they don't call me Lucky Joon for no reason man!
by L.Piere June 29, 2020

The coolest guy in the whole universe. He is very popular in school and everyone looks up to him. Also, he gets laid every friday and has fucked every single female in the world. His dick is a good 12 inch and he is so sexy no straight female could ever not fall in love with him.
by BigDickGayNigger666 February 05, 2017

joon is the handsomest sexiest guy in the world with his enormously large penis. he can make anyone orgasm within SECONDS of sex. he is a GOD. he is a SEX GOD. EVERYONE loves joon.
by lightyagamigod July 12, 2022

by joonsenemy June 11, 2021

Ex1: “Whats poppin Joon!!! I havent seen you in forever”
Ex2: “Me and my joons were at the beach yesterday, aint have that much fun in a minute”
Ex2: “Me and my joons were at the beach yesterday, aint have that much fun in a minute”
by dictionarywormofweb August 26, 2023
