Joon

To joon is to squeeze ejaculate out of your member in order to ‘assure you get the most of your masturbation’. It’s similar to the brainrot term, ‘goon’.
“After my session, I made sure I remembered to joon.”
by anonymous January 02, 2025
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Joon

Ethnic slur towards a Janny, someone that does it for free
Jimmy the Janny:banning your thread for no reason
Billy: I hate Joons
Jimmy the Janny:wha- that hurts my feelings
Billy: shut up you do it for free!
by assjuiceinator November 27, 2024
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Lucky Joon

The guy in the middle of a 3 way fuckfest with a pair of transsexuals.
Pierre: I hear you were on double duty this weekend, both giving and receiving.
Joon: Yeah, they don't call me Lucky Joon for no reason man!
by L.Piere June 29, 2020
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Joon

The coolest guy in the whole universe. He is very popular in school and everyone looks up to him. Also, he gets laid every friday and has fucked every single female in the world. His dick is a good 12 inch and he is so sexy no straight female could ever not fall in love with him.
Wow! You're as cool as Joon!
by BigDickGayNigger666 February 05, 2017
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joon is the handsomest sexiest guy in the world with his enormously large penis. he can make anyone orgasm within SECONDS of sex. he is a GOD. he is a SEX GOD. EVERYONE loves joon.
Safa: bro i had sex with joon... he was so hot
by lightyagamigod July 12, 2022
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Joon

Joon is the best, he’s sometimes weird but is very cool.

Also Joon X Hank
“do you know who joon is”
“no”

oh well he’s hanks bf”

ohhhh
by joonsenemy June 11, 2021
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Joon

Basically like “bro” or someone that is a friend to you, or someone you’re cool with.
Ex1: “Whats poppin Joon!!! I havent seen you in forever”

Ex2: “Me and my joons were at the beach yesterday, aint have that much fun in a minute
by dictionarywormofweb August 26, 2023
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