Jockinfreckled

The act of getting one's posterior owned, pwned, or spanked. Extr3me owning!!1*%!

That guy on the news commited suicide because someone jockinfreckled him on Halo the night before.

by Chruntard May 19, 2009

Jockin Your Tits

When your just kidding

Its ok im just "Jockin Your tits"

by Bnewtonn November 8, 2010

Jockamole

Jockamole is a combination of jock sweat, cum and ass juice.

Man, I ate that jockamole so good last night!

by FrankieT211 February 14, 2018

JockMan

A person who does the right thing but is a douche at the same time, doing bad things for the right cause resulting in "jock-like" behaviors.

He talked smack about Pubert just to sleep with Sophia
Person 2: Wow what a total JockMan

by Neareo August 8, 2018

Jackaniel

Jackaniels originate from Jacks, No one likes a Jack. They usually annoy you but once you're used to them they can still be annoying.

You Hey Jack
Jackaniel Bro seriously im gonna dox you i swear to god

by Get a life love February 27, 2022

Jocianna

A girl who is beautiful and very kind, and is often taken for granted. She is very intelligent, and tends to stay out of drama. She does not open up very much to strangers, but once you get to know her you will find she is a pleasure to be around!

Jocianna is a chill person.

by A_Random_User4124 March 18, 2022

Jochanon

A really fucking ugly dwarf. Literally is built like a LEGO mini-figure, heavy emphasis on the “mini” part.
This guy needs a stool to get up on a stool.
Bro is so short that grass tickles his tiny micro penis as he runs. Bro has to avoid getting stepped on by 4”5 guys. Bro tight with the seven dwarfs.

Always the butt of the joke, always the last one to get picked for dodgeball, always talks the most shit but never does anything.
Always the ugliest kid in the group.

Often makes up lies and spreads rumours, a pathological liar that always seeks attention.

Smells really bad.

I’d rather fucking kill myself then hangout with Jochanon.

by Local-fact-spitter April 18, 2022