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jockstrap daddy

A male that stalks other males
he is my jockstrap daddy
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Jockstrap

An asshole who’s always touching a dick, specifically his. (Could fall into being an incel)
Josh is such a jockstrap
by expirelubejuice April 2, 2023
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Aiden Jockstrap

A really small jockstrap used in hockey. There's usually a guy on the team named Aiden who's tiny, so because they are small, the term Aiden Jockstrap is used to identify small things.
This eggplant from the supermarket is Aiden Jockstrap size.
by person198532 March 5, 2024
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Echoing in your jockstrap

Is your penis that small or are you echoing in your jockstrap?
by jondich February 11, 2020
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Jackstrapolate

A portmanteau of “jack off” and “extrapolate.” The opposite of "jerkterpolate."

To imagine what an attractive younger woman will look like once she hits her prime, for purposes of masturbation.
Me: “Yo, check out that chick over there.”
Him: “Yo, but she’s too young!”
Me: “Don’t worry! I jackstrapolated her age. I’m gonna whack off to what she’ll look like in a few years.”
by Deez Leeemz September 10, 2020
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jockscrap

The semen of a jock that was not used in the creampie when having sex, straight or gay.
"He left his jockscrap all over my back!"
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