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by Doyle February 11, 2004
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(n) a adolescent rich or middle class male from suburbia
suffering from "little dick syndrome" a brain disease which forces them to torment or bully people which they consider to be threats.
characterized by their collective douchiness and cool water cologne, their prey often consists of small males as well as drunk females in which they may often beat up or engage in sexual intercourse with or both (although pseudo homosexual relations is usually kept within the pack)
"jockoffs" can always be identified by the heavy use of hollister,aeropostale and hurley brand
products and apparel. Transported usually in "tricked out" japanese sports cars they live at home
until they are thirty and have ten kids.
suffering from "little dick syndrome" a brain disease which forces them to torment or bully people which they consider to be threats.
characterized by their collective douchiness and cool water cologne, their prey often consists of small males as well as drunk females in which they may often beat up or engage in sexual intercourse with or both (although pseudo homosexual relations is usually kept within the pack)
"jockoffs" can always be identified by the heavy use of hollister,aeropostale and hurley brand
products and apparel. Transported usually in "tricked out" japanese sports cars they live at home
until they are thirty and have ten kids.
That group of turds you see at the club
that spent more time on their hair than
the girl they're trying to drunk fuck
Man 1 "Look at that jockoff over there hitting on
that drunk girl"
Man 2 "Careful man. They travel in packs"
that spent more time on their hair than
the girl they're trying to drunk fuck
Man 1 "Look at that jockoff over there hitting on
that drunk girl"
Man 2 "Careful man. They travel in packs"
by The Anomalie June 7, 2009
Get the Jockoff mug.A big stupid football player that will lie right to your face and will treat you like shit until he wants something. That thinks that whatever he sees and wants, he can have. That he can lie to people that trusted him just to get into their pants.
" OMG look at him! (; "
" Who? Wait. You don't want to get involved with him.. He's a Jordo. You'll only get hurt. "
" Who? Wait. You don't want to get involved with him.. He's a Jordo. You'll only get hurt. "
by Paper.Cranes. November 12, 2011
Get the Jordo mug.a straight jock who is so straight and so jock-like that he's obviously a neandertal and/or gay. Almost always from the suburbs.(Thus it is practically a synonym for "male suburbanite")
Yo, look who's cruising down the main drag in their white Jeep on a Friday night lookin' to get some- it's species jocko homo!
by roger January 29, 2004
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Get the Jockoir-Geo mug.Jordon is a very cool guy, most of the time he goes by “JoJo” he is very popular for his age, you could also say he has “clout”. He is very handsome, not very tall, but can still give you a good time. His style is super nice as well. Jordon cares for all of his friends, he also gets many girls, but isn’t the player type.
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