i want to get railed by joaquin
by getbacktoworknigga November 7, 2023
Get the Joaquin mug.He is one of the sweetest guy you will ever meet. If u pulled him, good job. He wants to make you feel special but doesn't know how because he cannot express his feelings well. He seems so happy all day all night its like he has no other emotion, its a bit confusing. Joaquin is confusing tho. He says he loves you but every time you see him at school he completely ignores you, you may think its because he doesn't know how to express his love but at the beginning of the relationship he was so sweet, took you on so many dates, kissed you all the time, didn't care about what other people thought and now everything is gone, ur basically just friends that kiss, you don't see or feel the love he says he has for you. He says he's trying his best to make you feel special but nothing changes, he does the same thing over and over. People named Joaco or Joaquin are very confusing, you wish you never met him but you love him so much at the same time. He is so hot omds. Like the hottest latino you have ever seen in real life. Best style ever. His texts are really fun and cute in the beginning but now are so dry, you try to keep the conversation going but he reply's w "yeah" or "nice", what tf am i supposed to reply to that?? But it's fine. He still loves you don't worry. Do not date a Joaquin if ur an over thinker, they are very nonchalant so they don't really care. But they still love you, I hope.
Person 1: I heard she's dating Joaquin.
Person 2: Why is she dating him? She's way too good for a Joaquin.
Person 1: I know!!
Person 2: Why is she dating him? She's way too good for a Joaquin.
Person 1: I know!!
by 69willneverfail November 15, 2023
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Nickname for a massively tall human specimen who has unspoken rizz, but transparent tendencies and bespunding behavior.
by YustoorYT January 28, 2024
Get the Joaquin mug.This man looks like McLovin from the superbad movie. This man got a perm because he’s lived with a bowl cut his entire life. Bro gets 3 Arizona watermelon ice tea’s every day.
Person 1: OMG IS THAT MCLOVIN FROM SUPERBAD
Person 2: nah that’s Joaquin, he’s getting another Arizona watermelon iced tea from the bistro.
Person 2: nah that’s Joaquin, he’s getting another Arizona watermelon iced tea from the bistro.
by B3nz_ February 14, 2024
Get the Joaquin mug.A fucking cunt of a man who is as skinny is a stick and lit doesn't have any friends. His dick is 2 inches and he's barely 3 feet tall. His ego is larger than his bank account. He's hella ugly but thinks he's special cuz a hottie chose him. Lit a douchebag and likes bodyshaming his exes. Deserves to die in the deepest pits of hell. Is a walking red flag who's bestie is a girl... EW. His parents are fucking ugly, just like his personality. FUCKING CUNT.
Joaquin has a micropenis
by iloveme24893250 December 18, 2023
Get the Joaquin mug.They are the sweetest guy you will ever meet. He helps you when you are down and celebrates you when you are up. He always knows the right things to say. He is very much a romantic and loves to show his love to the girl he loves. He cares deeply for everyone around him and helps everyone he sees. He is a very silly boy, who always brings smiles to everyone's face. He is a wonderful cook and likes to eat sweet treats. Everything is better when Joaquin is around. He is also one of the most attractive guys you will meet. His eyes are his best feature.
Ella: I can't wait to see my boyfriend. He always knows how to make me smile.
Mica: Oh my god! Is his name Joaquin?
Ella: Yes, they are the best!
Mica: Oh my god! Is his name Joaquin?
Ella: Yes, they are the best!
by kinder15 March 20, 2025
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