jizzon

A nickname for someone with the name Jon or John

"Hey Jizzon- isn't that your ho?"

by michizzle <3 November 14, 2007

jizzmonger

A person who sells ejaculate as a profession. Jizzmongers are licensed to operate under the authority of the local Jizz Lord, although some jizzmongers flaunt the regulations and sell on the black market. This is a serious crime punishable by death.

I'm going to the jizzmonger to pick up some spunk.

by Gaw910 September 9, 2016

Edward Jizzorhands

You and some friends fornicate into ten condoms and then place them over the fingers of an incapacitated (likely by alcohol) individual. The ensuing stickiness and messy fingernails are most hilarious to all present.

Enrique failed to maintain consciousness, so we grabbed a pack of condoms and gave him the old Edward Jizzorhands.

by TimsDownWithOPP January 4, 2008

Jizzlopper

Someone or who enjoys masturbating profusely. A little more extreme than a wanker.

That bloke's a fucking jizzlopper.
What a jizzlopper.
Shut it ya jizzlopper!

by bigmarkyboy February 3, 2004

jizzbolt

A quantity of jizz fired from a lamb cannon or love musket.

I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six jizzbolts or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a 44" mutton musket, the most powerful bellend in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself a question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?

by brokenHaiku January 2, 2007

JizzJockey.

1. A horse who is super horny and cums.

2. Also, a name for an ugly teacher who can't get any. ouch(:

1. Look at the JizzJockey.

2. Hey Mrs. JizzJockey.. I mean... (ouch; slap in the face.)

by mastrjackrabbit April 6, 2010

Jizzover

This stupid man haircut that is getting more and more popular lately where the guy keeps it short in the back and long in the front and like combs it around his face. Sort of like a reverse mullet, but more stupid looking.

Did you see Justin Bieber's jizzover? I hear he gels it himself.

by Da Fors February 24, 2011