Jizzard

The act of four men masturbating into a box fan with the sole objective of blasting jizz onto a lucky participant’s face.

The setup for a proper jizzard is crucial. One must first select a lucky participant to place their face 12-16 inches away from an electric box fan. Next, four male volunteers gather around the box fan, two on each side. The male volunteers must attempt to ejaculate into the fan simultaneously thus hurling a blizzard of jizz at the participant’s face. It is encouraged to don proper safety goggles during this activity.

Betty showed up to work today with an eyepatch. When asked what happened, she simply replied “jizzard,” silly amateur must’ve forgotten her safety goggles.

by Daddylongdick813 March 12, 2019

Jizzerific

When a person or thing is so good it makes you jizz so hard you get jizzburns.

Dale's mum is so jizzerific!

by ryannathans April 18, 2010

Jizzed

Messed/fucked up

"Bro they dude just broke my ankles"
"IK you got them shits jizzed"

by LordLamb October 19, 2018

tit jizzler

When you tit fuck a girl until you come on her tits.

Todd fucked my tits last night for 15 minutes until he ejaculated on them on them. He's a true tit jizzler.

by hudsoto March 8, 2010

jizzler

a gay man

someone who swallows cum

a bitch that goes down on anyone

Jacks little sister Meg is one hell of a jizzler. That bitch went down on me last night and DAM!

by Sabertooth nigga November 30, 2004

jizzed out

A feeling of exhaustion after a night of several orgasms. the releasing of your semen cause the emptiness inside of you. Renewal of your "army" takes time, therefore its as if your semen give you the energy to carry-out daily routines.

Rob - DAMN SON, YOU LOOK TIRED.

Jeremy - I'm jizzed out from last nite homie.

by Big Rob SON June 26, 2007

jizzaroni and cheese

macaroni that has been jizzed on, implicating a dee dee dee making a sentence and sarcastically making a sarcastic remark or something

jizzaroni and cheese, that guys a douche

by evak April 6, 2008