Jimingle

A JImingle is an item found on the floor that is of some use to fidget with, and an item that cannot be bought, but only found.

"Billy Bob found a pen spring on the floor, he thought it was sort of fun to play with, so he claimed it as his JImingle"

by Jimingle finder May 15, 2023

jiming

when a 65 year old white guy pouts in a corner because he didn’t get his way

grandpa jim is jiming in the corner again

by skibidi gyat August 8, 2024

Jizzing

Jizzing: An intense feeling of happiness, similar to the phrase ‘buss a nut’

“Oh my god I’m jizzing this pizza is so good”

by jusalilbitbatty May 30, 2024

jiding

masturbating so hard that your arm begins to fatigue so you start going at it with your feet.

today me and my boy were jiding mad hard in the school bathroom

by hardgeeker23 February 12, 2024

jizzington

The most famous of jizz marks in the world. Often used to describe fancy jizz stains, or just used as a way to make your sentence seem funnier in a horrible, yet still hilarious way.

Guy 1: Oh, look!
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: They're doing some jazz jizzington!

by Every1LuvsSeann December 28, 2024

Vag-jiving

Vagjiving (vah-jahyv-ing) verb or a Vagjiva adj : A concupiscent female seeking male attention through incessant noise and disturbance.

Bro 1: Yo man, you getting on some Halo tonight?

Bro 2: Yeah sur-

(Interrupting noise in background) "babe, check out my butt in these yoga pants"....
Bro 2: Yeah you like nice honey. Okay dude, yeah I'll frag some noobs on Halo ton-

(Nagging high pitch squeal) "BABE stop and look at how sexy I look".....
Bro 2: Ok sure, you look hot.
Bro 1: Dude, you getting on or what?
Bro 2: Yeah man, just give me a sec-
(Extremely, intentionally loud) "I'M SO WET RIGHT NOW I NEED SEX, GIVE ME YOUR DICK".

Bro 1: Why she gotta be Vag-jiving all over our Halo time man?

by Bob Loblaw's Long Law Blog August 31, 2018

David-Jiing

The verb David-Jiing is defined as the action of yapping, confidently using statistics or personal experiences completely made up, without acknowledging the lack of integrity in those claims.

Derived from MSU 23-24 Congress member David Ji, the professional yapper. Also used in the format of: pulling a David-Ji.

"- Dude like 70% of Stanford students are student-athletes, I swear!
- What are you talking about? I just searched it up on Google, it's only about 12% of them that are...
- Oh shit my bad, I was David-Jiing"

by yousef is stopid April 29, 2024