Jzed65

Gay but in other words

Man Liam is so jzed65

by Creeperawmanlmaopewdiepie August 4, 2019

Jizes krayst

It's a metaphor that used in persain/Farsi when you want to be soo Western (ish) but have no education once or ever and no idea why are you saying this , usually used by shallow personalities whom believe that having lots of sexual partners means happiness .
It could have a alternative like "ya mamad e moghadas ", but it's not really an alternative and just another shallow expression for showing you are amazed or shocked .

- : hey mamad , did you know that there fishes who can fly

Mamad : Jizes krayst , Kos nagoo .

by AmirTaman October 24, 2020

FaB Jizzed

When you and a special friend talk dirty to each other over Facebook chat and you jizz in your pants or on the keyboard or monitor

dude me and my girlfriend were having a hot conversation last night and i fab jizzed all over the place.

by elijahking04 November 10, 2009

up jizzed

Its when you drink or eat something by accident that someone has previously spat sperm into after they've given someone a blowjob.

Eeooh Charlotte's just up jizzed herself again!! Lol

by Mitch 'Michelle' Green December 13, 2014

fridge jizzed

This is what happens to you when you post the same meme five minutes after someone else.

Hey Benjamin, Stella posted that meme five minutes ago. You got fridge jizzed.

by Sarcia26 May 23, 2020

Social Jizzdancing

Like a circle jerk, except you stand 6 ft away from each other and the person who jizzes on someone else first wins.

I walked in the basement and saw them all social jizzdancing... Brian lost..

by Brook Dweller July 9, 2020

jizerpul

A warm fuzzy blanket, or when a man jacks off and his dick burps while making a large cum bubble

I need a jizerpul, Share the jizerpul with me, Damn it I just jizerpuled in your hair

by Random, Ldub, aoomnef November 6, 2004