jewdoo

What a Jewish person curses you with

If you're competing with a Jewish person at something, watch out for his jewdoo

by Zakura December 9, 2008

jewdical

A form of government run by jews...

Tom: Ah geez those guys are gay

Bob: Fer real its jewdical

by jakethesnake313 April 1, 2008

jewdreads

The hairstyle exhibited by a Jewish male, complete with highly curly locks, commonly known as "Jew Curls" or "pais", as well as a heaping pile of dreadlocks on his head.

"Did you see the dude with the jewdreads at the restaurant last night??? Shit was wild!!!"

by lilbabygirlprincesscutiepiexox September 4, 2009

Jewdist

Frequently a member of Generation X or subsequent generations; A Jewdist is one who wants to adopt a Polytheistic Religion like Buddhism, but is unable to let go of Monotheistic principles.

Jewdists have a minimalist, imported aesthetic that encompasses their lifestyle and look. Look for tacky Asian art next to a copy of the Bible, and a bunch of new-age healing books.

by burzurke May 7, 2011

Jewdimised

To oppress or harass with ill-treatment, especially because of race, religion, gender, sexual orientation, or beliefs.

I have done nothing wrong and someone tries to get me into trouble, or talk badly about me. Similar to that of the Jews they did nothing wrong and they were treated badly,Hence they were Jewdimised!!

by Myles Bruce October 28, 2005

jewdago

A person of both Jewish and Italian descent.

Jewdagos can celebrate Jewish and Christian holidays, and, because of their mixed heritage, are free to make offensive jokes about both Italians and Jews. They like to party (as long as it's in their budget to do so) and they not only tan easily, they also do well in school, excel at sports with marginal effort, and have passable cooking skills.

"Did you know that Dan's favorite movies are Annie Hall and Rocky?"

"Huh- must be a Jewdago."

by yurathewicked December 12, 2008

jewdice

1. also known as a dradle

2. a spinning top, made of clay, that is used in Jew-games to win rice.

1. Abraham's jewdice are drying on the windowsil.

2. Jewdice, jewdice, jewdice, I made you out of clay, and when you're dry and ready, with jewdice I will play.

by Billy Mac March 17, 2005