jewleeyagh

omfg jewleeyagh is such a hottie and so epic like omg they’re also so nice and caring but they work at deez nuts which is lame asf they also have amazing style and know so much about crystals like such a big and sexy brain they’re also so funny and have me dying like every day

“i love jewleeyagh sm they’re so hot”

by definitelynotphroggesoup December 8, 2021

jewgle

When you ask your Jewish friend what an expression means, a holiday or anything about their religion or that has to do with being Jewish.

You: Hey, can I jewgle you for a minute?
Your friend: Sure, what's up?
You: Now, what exactly is Yom Kippur again?

by Aggie Allie March 31, 2009

jealenvious

To be Jealous and envious at the exact same time.

Usually used by me and my friends. Please note that this is not a real word and will give you points off on any school asignments.

Kace: Wah?! I can't believe you read that book before me.

Me: Yah. I know you're jealenvious.

by Leanny October 16, 2007

Jewdle

When a Jewish gal gets a bad blowout equivalent to that of a Jerry curl instead of a Loreal commercial, resulting in a rare breed of human dog--the Jewdle.

I accidentally fell asleep during my ever so expensive blow out and woke up to find that I was transformed into a Jewdle

by Salphabet May 18, 2015

Jewless

Doing something with people and there are no Jewish people present.

A meeting of more than 5 people and nobody is Jewish

"God damn it, none of my Jewish friends are coming out tonight, guess I'm jewless tonight 😢"

"Hey where are my favorite people? Shit Jeff didn't come out tonight, guess I'm jewless 😢"

by dontlieyouloveher July 3, 2019

Angry Jeweler

An altruistic jeweler from Minnesota who finally got fed up and is searching for accountability as loudly as she possibly can by teaching self advocacy.

The Angry Jeweler knows that most of which is legal is not lawful, but she worries not about this paradox, since she knows that "Person who can will (exercise volition) has a right to refuse to will (withhold consent)."

by Hennalady September 2, 2010

Jewgle

When a Jewish person uses Google

Dude, stop calling it Google! Can't you see that I am Jewish?! Therefore, it's Jewgle.

by Number#2 April 8, 2011