Jessica Simpson

Hot as hell but dumb as fuck!

The two extremes.

by Luka June 21, 2004

Dirty Jessica

When a girl gives an over the pants hand job at a party with family and friends present.

Butch totally got a Dirty Jessica at the family Christmas party.

by OTPHJ123 April 13, 2016

Jessmar

Jessmar is often referred to as either a Rubix cuber or a very good Minecrafter. The word comes from the famous philosopher Jessmar Suen.

I wish I was a Jessmar

by SleepyKoala9156 October 19, 2021

Jessica Simpson

Female who pretends to be stupid for attention and high ratings.

I find it appauling that girls think you have to pull a Jessica Simpson to be noticed.

by ~*Foxy Lady*~ October 16, 2006

Jessica Biel

Any really Hot Chick who looks like the actress. Also a girl who I'd love to fuck.

"She looks like Jessica Biel

by Wear April 22, 2006

Jessica

Jessica is the best friend EVER. She is kind, athletic, smart, and beautiful. She lights up the world with happiness when she smiles. She has long, brown, wavy hair that sways when she walks. If you ever meet a Jessica, never let her leave your life, because hd is the most loyal, amazing, loving friend you will EVER have!!!

Lola: That girl is so nice

Lucas: I want to date her. What's her name

Isabela: She is totally a Jessica

by Skyheart1357 January 3, 2015

Jessica

Super amazing, and beautiful girl that everybody likes.
She's like a Tiger. Majestic, graceful.
But she can and will rip you apart if you betray her.
She is a overall badass!!!!

1: Hey look it's jessica.
2: I'm going to go say hi.
1: Dude watch out she's like a tiger.
2: She's so nice though.
1: Dude she will fucking eat you alive!

by Владимир Путин January 30, 2015