Jasnery

Jasnery is a very is very weird, funny, and annoying. Jasnery always seems to get mad at the smallest things you do and if your right she will keep insisting that she is right and you are wrong. Have food, hide it quick Jasnery will beg you until you give her food and if you don't she will hate you for the rest of the day!!!!

Jasnery is hungry, Run!!!

by Flamingo_idk April 29, 2019

JESSERUTHERFORDsexual

A person who only has feelings for Jesse James Rutherford and is totally, madly and desperately in love with him having a big obssesion, they can't even think abt feel in love with no person in the whole world.

they're looking for jesse pics and vids for the thousandth time in the day and admiring it, they must be JESSERUTHERFORDsexual

by simp for jesse January 3, 2021

Kylie Jennered

When you're sucking his asshole so god damn hard your lips start to tingle and then tah daaah! Instant lip lift

*getting ready for a night out*

P1 "damn my lips look so flat, I should get fillers.."

P2 "no dont inject that shit into your lips! Here, suck my arsehole instead!"

P1 "OMG you were right! My lips are so plump! I've Kylie Jennered myself! Thanks!"

by PrincessPeach93 August 20, 2019

Broomstick Jenner

The broomstick you would need to consume to have sexual intercourse with Kylie Jenner. Which could lead to your death or could gain you millions of followers.

Leonard - Would you eat a broomstick to root Kylie Jenner?
Phil Lynch - Yeah bro, I'd eat 20 broomsticks!
Leonard - Yeah me too bro
(Broomstick Jenner)

by Aaraaaaaaaaaaaaaaav March 9, 2020

jester

a fool. a joker. a clown. an entertainer that dances and/or tells jokes. (usually for kings)

1.the 2/4 jokers in a deck of cards.
2.a male person in silly attire performing for the king's entertainment
3.people in "Jackass". (a show for the mentally insane)

by david lui July 12, 2005

Ben Jenner

A wild Ben Jenner is a mysterious creature who has four eyes who can’t see so he buys glasses that are broken and he cba to fix it and he also has a HUGE crush on a girl called Maeve who is actually fit ngl.

OKFG IT’S A WILD BEN JENNER RUN FOR YOUR FRICKING LIFE!!!!!

by PoopyHead1 October 8, 2018

Text-jester

A reliable clown whose purpose is to provide routine amusement, distraction and entertainment via text.

A text-jester provides texts that may seem generally off the wall and may come out of nowhere - leading to an onslaught of texts back and forth between two or more parties as to who can out-jest the other.

Primary references include hillarious and random movie quotes, song lyrics, inside jokes and references strictly for your pleasure.

Derek had me cracking up last night! Out of nowhere I received a text last night that said 'I suck dick for money.'
It took me a second, but I responded with 'Two thousand dollars, you're that good.'
And he came back with, 'Best piece of ass in three states.'
He is one hell of a text jester!

OR:

I was sooo bored at work yesterday afternoon when I got a text from Text-Jester Taylor that said 'My bottom bitch got a little smart today. She probably won't be much for workin for a few days..'
I responded with 'Shiiit. That what the bitch gets! Learn her smart ass. She's the bottom bitch for a reason! Flip the mattress and turn her tricky ass out!'

by Fdurdad January 12, 2010