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jen jen

Pronounced "jjjjen jjjjen"

A dribbling window licker that is incapable of simple sat nav directions. She will take you round a roundabout so many times you disappear up your own arsehole. Often of a Bi (polar) orientation. Approach with caution.
Look at that nutter going round in circles, crying, licking her car window.....what a JEN JEN!
by Devonman April 23, 2019
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Jens

Jens is a guy with talents. He's supportive, loyal, and hot. This is the guy who doesn't get the chance to get girls but is friends whit a lot of girls because he doesn't know what he wants in life. He has a large enough H.S.M.M or heat-seeking moisture missile to pleasure any women's cock-socket
Mia: "OMG it's a Jens let's hope he'll perform a sexually act!!"
Emma: "I'd like his heat-seeking moisture missile in my cock-socket."
by RiceEater007 November 2, 2017
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Jenning

The act of pretending to actually work, when in fact you are sitting on your ass all day doing jack shit.
When someone asks you what your doing at work and your response is "I'm jenning".
by Priscilla Boo Boo March 29, 2015
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jen

yoo are we chillin with jen tonight
by Doger September 11, 2006
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Jens

Jens the best guy in the world heโ€™s like hella cool and a ladyโ€™s man
Hey have heard of Jens

Yeah heโ€™s like so cool
by Geyrider March 26, 2020
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Jens

Jens is the perfect name for a rugged cat often seen on adventurous hunts for neighborhood mice.
There goes Jens hunting again!
by Jensthecat July 27, 2020
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jens

best cool nice cock and very much kind liked friend nice and sexy peaceful not gay swedish awesome and perfect๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œโ˜๏ธโ˜โ˜
jens have largest cock in history
by xxpornogirlxxxxxxxx December 12, 2016
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