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Jellyfish Fastball

This move is done after engaging in doggystyle secks. The man ejaculates into the woman's vagina. He then holds his hand like a cup underneath the semen (Jellyfish) filled vagina. With his other hand he grabs the woman's side and begins to tickle her. If done correctly it will cause a muscle contraction that forces the semen from the vagina into the cupped hand. When the woman turns to look back to see what is going on, that is when the male siezes the opportunity and hits her right in between the eyes with a Jellyfish Fastball.
That bitch was so pissed when I hit her with a sidearm Jellyfish Fastball!
by Hoostin10 September 20, 2011
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jellyfish jam

A song so good that jellyfish will party with a yellow square dude FOR 12 HOURS
Person A: 'Man, last night was amazing'
Person B: 'Did they play the Jellyfish Jam?'
Person A: 'Yeah dude'
by IsThisHandleTaken? May 15, 2018
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jellyfish festival

massive party on the beach of madison, connecticut during labor day weekend that results in heavy drinking and smoking mad trees, often you will witness old men falling out of windows, sightings of shamu, and/or people fighting benches
"Yo, did u go to the jellyfish festival this year?"

"Fuck yea dude but i can't fucking remember"
by bigD567 October 6, 2008
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Jellyfish Balls

Rather large balls contained within a translucent ball sack. The balls are extremely hairy, thus resembling the many tentacles protruding from the body of a jellyfish. Such hair can scratch another during intercourse similarly to the stinging of a jellyfish. It is recommended to keep a distance from those with jellyfish balls. Those with this condition usually have sloth-like features, say "brah," ride bicycles, fix computers, and have no car.
That guy last night had huge jellyfish balls; I have the worst rash!

Man-of-war!
by Eb&Iv September 15, 2009
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Jellyfish Land

the act of masturbating in the bathtub, resulting in water that looks like the jellyfish tank at sea world.
Luke- I need to have a second bath.

Mary- Why?

Luke- I took a trip to Jellyfish Land, now I'm dirtier than before.
by LaughingMan56 March 18, 2010
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jellyfish party

This term comes from the episode of Spongebob Squarepants when Spongebob thinks it will be cool to have a jellyfish as a pet.
So he goes to sleep that night and ties the jellyfish to his bed, but it gets free and goes back to jellyfish fields where it gathers all its jellyfish friends and brings them back to Spongebob's pineapple. They start to play techno music as loud as possible, and it vibrates everything, even Spongebobs neighbors, Squidward, house.
Now everywhere I live everyone loves to havejellyfish parties 24/7. And these parties go all night long, you can feel your brain rattling from your bed.
Omg what the hell is going on over there?! I think they're having a fuckin jellyfish party! Goddamnit!
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Jellyfish Titties

When a chicks tits are so pale that you can see their veins and they react to black light. This hideous disease usually on ginger's.
I was fucking this ginger last night and when she turned on the black light in my room her tits turned purple. She had the gnarliest jellyfish titties.
by Darva Conger August 23, 2007
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